Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend thought it was a good show of etiquette to...

By Anonymous - 04/05/2012 20:57 - Netherlands - Uithoorn

Today, my boyfriend thought it was a good show of etiquette to answer a text message from his ex, while he was still inside me. FML

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By fml - 02/02/2011 09:48

Today, while my boyfriend was inside me, he got a text message. He actually stopped thrusting to reply. FML

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Bad timing

By i'm not psychic, mother fucker - 02/06/2013 20:48 - Sweden - Uppsala

Today, I got a text message while driving home. I checked after arriving, and found it was a kinky text from my boyfriend, so I sent him an even kinkier reply. He later raged at me, because I somehow should have known he was showing off his phone to his mom when I sent my reply. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/10/2010 17:15 - Nepal

Today, I texted my ex boyfriend that I still loved him. He texted back asking if this was some sort of booty call. FML

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By McKenna - 16/07/2011 04:10 - United States

Today, I was sending my boyfriend dirty texts to try and turn him on so when I see him the next day he will want to get intimate. Twenty minutes later he texts back, "ew stop." FML

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By well, now what - 12/12/2014 14:39 - United States - Broken Arrow

Today, I confronted my boyfriend after he received a text with a bunch of hearts on it. After arguing, turns out it was from me. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/08/2019 00:01

Today, after my boyfriend told me I didn’t have to worry about the ex who kept commenting on his pictures, I saw him sexting her when I leaned forward to tell him something from the back of our friend's car. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/03/2010 19:34 - United States

Today, I was in a movie when my boyfriend sent out a mass text saying that he'd just lost his virginity. FML

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By screwed.over - 10/10/2009 23:21 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend texted me telling me how much he loved me, and that he wanted my virginity. We have already done it. I don't think he meant to send that text to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/11/2010 14:48 - United States

Today, while making love to my boyfriend, my sister called my cell phone. Not wanting to face the consequences of not answering, I had a long conversation with her. My boyfriend kept going. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/04/2009 09:43 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend of 3 months and I were in the middle of a heavy make-out session when his cell rang. Normally, he'd ignore it. This time however he pushed me off of him and said "Shit! It's probably my girlfriend!" I thought I was his girlfriend. FML

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Saturday 5 May 2012 0:11

BF: Oh, hold your ****** a second, babe. OP: Why? BF: *Texts* I sent that bitch a smiley face. Bitches love smiley faces.

doctorhook86 24

Saturday 5 May 2012 0:10

Texting during sex is never classy, folks.

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False_Stupidity 41

Sunday 6 May 2012 1:22

Dump him

thatoneguy79 10

Sunday 6 May 2012 3:22

Ms Alex, First, please take a chill pill before you blow a gasket. Secondly, despite your claims of intellect and no one knowing you, please realize that the first impression you present (aka your About Me section) is equivalent to the incoharent ramblings of a 15 year old drugee lesbian who stopped attending school after 3rd grade in order to work the corner and practice her make up. This is akin to you submitting a resume on a used piece of toilet paper; all the AP classes and honor degrees are meaningless when smeared in poop. You also felt the need to immediately lash out and explain how you are more intellegent then everyone that replied to your comment. I suppose you know this from getting to know each and everyone in depth; certainly not from jumping to any conclusions based on minimal facts presented. Please learn to relax and remember people will learn about you from the information you present. Funny how life works that way. And remember the tip about the resume; you will need that in a few years.

thatoneguy79 10

Sunday 6 May 2012 3:33

Today, I was doin' it with my girl when my bookie texted me to let me know I had 2 minutes to bring him some dough or I would be in a world of hurt. I grabbed my phone to let him know I needed a little more time to finish my current task at hand. My girl got all bent, asked who I was textin', like she was the Secret Service or somethin', so I told her it was my ex, so she wouldn't know about the 30 large I owed. She took my phone out of my hand and shoved it up my arse, then walked out on me. Now she's gone, my bookie broke my legs, and I cum every time my dealer calls me.