Love: Today, my boyfriend thought it would be romantic to throw pebbles...

By Jacqueline - 01/07/2012 20:01 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend thought it would be romantic to throw pebbles at my bedroom window in the middle of the night. It triggered the burglar alarm, which woke up everyone in the house. If my parents didn't know I had a boyfriend before, they certainly do now. FML

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By Vero - 17/05/2012 15:02 - Austria - Timelkam

Today, in an attempt to be romantic, my boyfriend threw little stones against my window. Unfortunately, the window wasn't closed, and I was standing in front of it. FML

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By Faaccckkk - 25/03/2013 14:48 - United States

Today, my boyfriend tried to whimsically serenade me by throwing rocks at my apartment window and singing. He got the wrong window. Another guy answered, and now he thinks I'm cheating on him. FML

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By ouchmyeye - 10/06/2011 04:59 - United States

Today, as I was sleeping I heard something bang on my door. I walked on my balcony only to find my boyfriend throwing rocks trying to wake me. He didn't see me and threw a rock right into my eye. FML

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By breeeeeh - 21/06/2013 22:18 - France - Brou-sur-chantereine

Today, I woke up to a stranger in my bed. Just as my parents responded to my screaming, I remembered that I'd helped my boyfriend sneak in through my window last night. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/08/2010 20:30 - United States

Today, I woke up to the sound of something hitting my bedroom wall outside. I could see my boyfriend's car from the window, so I assumed he was throwing pebbles to get my attention. I opened the window and an egg flew in. FML

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By Kaz - 07/05/2011 06:40 - United States

Today, I snuck out to see my girlfriend in the middle of the night. When I got to her house, I decided to throw a rock at her window to wake her up. It broke a hole in the window. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/08/2012 10:16 - United States

Today, my drunk boyfriend decided to try to serenade me by throwing rocks at my window and singing a song about how much he loves me. This would have been extremely sweet if he would have gotten my window instead of my dad's. FML

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By avocadotoe - 14/11/2016 06:52 - United States - Big Bear Lake

Today, my boyfriend and I were house sitting. We were a little on edge because we'd heard noises. We were starting to get intimate, and suddenly the house alarm started going off. We locked ourselves in the room, called the police, and they told us that we were the ones who'd set it off. FML

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Not a morning person

By Anonymous - 15/07/2021 20:01 - United Kingdom - Glasgow

Today, I was woken up by the sound of someone in my room. I started freaking out, thinking someone had broken in, so I kicked them, only to realise it was my boyfriend coming back from the toilet. I'd forgotten he was staying over. FML

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Sneaky

By TasedAndDazed - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I snuck into my boyfriend's house because I knew his parents wouldn't be there. Later, I woke up in a hospital bed because his sister thought I was a burglar and tased me. FML

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lolfood 24

Monday 2 July 2012 2:04

That's a pretty sensitive burglar alarm if it was triggered by pebbles.

unknown_user5566 26

Monday 2 July 2012 2:15

He should've been creative and thrown a horse through your window, like Peter Griffin did. Worked out well for him. ;)

Comments

Hiimhaileypotter 52

Monday 2 July 2012 2:40

Wow, just throwing pebbles triggered the alarm? O.o With my house's alarm system, the window has to actually move so the two "parts" (for lack of a better word) aren't connected anymore. Well, FYL, OP, because I know my ass would get kicked, and I'm hoping yours wasn't!

TrueTriage 16

Monday 2 July 2012 7:54

See this is why a dog is great. It barks if something larger than a fly hits the window. Sucks for OP though

gracehi 31

Monday 2 July 2012 2:48

Not the ideal way for your family to meet your boyfriend. Next time he should just knock on the door...with flowers in hand for you... And your mom. :)

baseballgirl25 6

Monday 2 July 2012 2:51

Look on the bright side it's another funny story to tell. Hope the family like him.

ddddddddg 9

Monday 2 July 2012 2:52

Damn was he throwing them like a fast ball?!

feelingfree27 7

Monday 2 July 2012 2:52

At least he tried being romantic.

tudorgirl12 5

Monday 2 July 2012 3:26

How did the parents react

klovemachine 24

Monday 2 July 2012 3:31

Romeo Romeo where art thou Romeo :D

Meettitan 14

Monday 2 July 2012 4:47

"Wherefore art thou Romeo" -- refer to comment 5 and it's reply.

klovemachine 24

Monday 2 July 2012 7:34

I commented first without reading the others. So whatever :P

Fmlsea 28

Monday 2 July 2012 4:17

I bet that was the first and last time your boyfriend will do something " romantic" like that haha,now see all would of been good if the alarm was turned off .

Fmlsea 28

Monday 2 July 2012 4:20

neither is waking the whole family , tell me how romantic is that?

Crystaloo 4

Monday 2 July 2012 4:35

Of all the FML's I've seen regarding the whole 'rock to window' thing - it doesn't really work like in the movies. This happens, or you break the window, or they open the window and you hit them in the head. Property damage isn't romantic, yo. That and based on the fact your parents more than likely didn't know you had a boyfriend, I kinda get the feeling you're not only too young or were going to sneak out, if he was out in your yard at whatever hour of the night...I'm gonna have to go with YDI.