Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend thought it would be sexy if he bit me on... - FML

By RainCl0ud - 27/08/2011 06:08 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend thought it would be sexy if he bit me on the lips. Normally, I would have enjoyed it, if the lips in question were the ones on my face. FML

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RainCl0ud 22

Wednesday 2 March 2016 12:13

OP here. This man is my husband now, and all these years later, he still tries to bite me every now and then. It doesn't happen often enough for me to discuss it with him and I don't want to embarrass him when it does happen. It doesn't hurt but I just don't enjoy it.

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ciarafox9 9

Saturday 27 August 2011 13:01

Why would he think that's a good idea?

Midrash 5

Saturday 27 August 2011 13:03

Maybe he wanted to try something he saw on twilight

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ikickgingers 15

Saturday 27 August 2011 15:33

Bad form. Bad form.

A7xPenguin 0

Sunday 28 August 2011 10:33

Hamburger

Enigmax2514 7

Saturday 27 August 2011 15:33

Wait... What??? ... OOOOHHHH that's nasty!

Deathhound 27

Saturday 27 August 2011 15:35

Well, that's not that bad. I'm sure many do this.

JukeboxBanshee 10

Saturday 27 August 2011 15:36

Like myself, some people are into the pain. He really should have asked you first though to make sure you'd like it.

Cheesecakee 11

Saturday 27 August 2011 15:38

Ahh! Thats horrible...umm? Return the 'favor' ?

babytunechi 0

Saturday 27 August 2011 15:41

ouuccchhhh

Buttsexpirate 9

Saturday 27 August 2011 15:58

Om Nom Nom?

sexy_geek 5

Saturday 27 August 2011 16:14

Then he bit too hard

jobsman99 0

Saturday 27 August 2011 16:16

tell him try the other lips.

Neshalicious84 0

Saturday 27 August 2011 16:48

Whats worse my ex 4 years ago sucked my lips so hard they were swolen for 4 hours... Try to walk when they r like that

red1355 6

Sunday 28 August 2011 15:44

She said he bit the lips on her FACE!!!!!

SolarGirl32 6

Sunday 28 August 2011 17:00

Actually, she said she would have liked it IF he had bitten the lips on her face.

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