By RainCl0ud - 27/08/2011 06:08 - United States

Spicy
Today, my boyfriend thought it would be sexy if he bit me on the lips. Normally, I would have enjoyed it, if the lips in question were the ones on my face. FML
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RainCl0ud 22

OP here. This man is my husband now, and all these years later, he still tries to bite me every now and then. It doesn't happen often enough for me to discuss it with him and I don't want to embarrass him when it does happen. It doesn't hurt but I just don't enjoy it.

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Midrash 5

Maybe he wanted to try something he saw on twilight

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Battle765 4

Maybe next time she returns the favor she will use her teeth as revenge.

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skyttlz 32

At first I thought you meant he kissed someone else

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bubo_fml 10

Have him practice on fruits & vegetables before the main course...Not like practice on homosexuals or comatose patients, I mean like practice with watermelons, canteloupes, summer squash, etc...Be safe & healthy at the same time!

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bubo_fml 10

"Black Swan" style!!

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thrashdu2002 5

maybe u can get a lip reduction so there isnt so much to bite

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5t3ff1k4h 44

...What? Seriously? So the issue is with the girl's lips and not her boyfriend doing something that hurt her without warning?

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completedumbass 0

Yes thats the issue

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stro88 6

Ahahahahahahahhahahahahahaah!!! Too funny you guys need to stop watching that twilight shit and roleplaying ahaha.

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ahoytheredank 0

That's kinkyyy(;

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daydreamer244 13

well that was a horrible Idea...

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