Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend thought it would be sexy if he bit me on... - FML

By RainCl0ud - 27/08/2011 06:08 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend thought it would be sexy if he bit me on the lips. Normally, I would have enjoyed it, if the lips in question were the ones on my face. FML

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RainCl0ud 22

Wednesday 2 March 2016 12:13

OP here. This man is my husband now, and all these years later, he still tries to bite me every now and then. It doesn't happen often enough for me to discuss it with him and I don't want to embarrass him when it does happen. It doesn't hurt but I just don't enjoy it.

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ciarafox9 9

Saturday 27 August 2011 13:01

Why would he think that's a good idea?

Midrash 5

Saturday 27 August 2011 13:03

Maybe he wanted to try something he saw on twilight

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shelby_sevenfold 0

Sunday 28 August 2011 0:33

for one, OUCH. at least I know that whips and chains probably don't excite you.

kdftw 0

Sunday 28 August 2011 0:38

hahahahhahahaha

PeaceLoveGirl_fml 1

Sunday 28 August 2011 0:51

WOW, turn off

sherrbear 3

Sunday 28 August 2011 1:09

Men always feel each others pain when it comes to be hit in the nuts. I feel ya here honey. Ouch!

Sparkiee93 3

Sunday 28 August 2011 1:22

Just return the favor, next time things get a little hot and heavy and you go down to slob his knob just introduce him to your chompers.

baconpanini 2

Sunday 28 August 2011 1:31

I heard this shit is big in China..

GeddyLee 0

Sunday 28 August 2011 1:45

That's hot!

capnbzarr 43

Sunday 28 August 2011 2:00

S&M is fun only when it's mutually consensual.

ikickgingers 15

Sunday 28 August 2011 2:16

Woosah

SuperPandaSwagg 10

Sunday 28 August 2011 2:22

You should've queefed on his face.

completedumbass 0

Sunday 28 August 2011 8:08

Yes that wild make a funny FML...... 'so I queefed in his face'

AmazingLadyy13 0

Sunday 28 August 2011 2:31

I guess he didn't know it was that sensitive down there! I would have kicked him.

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