By Anonymous - 30/08/2010 06:02 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend told everyone I queef during sex. Even his parents are calling me "Cooter Pooter." FML
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FFML_314 11

Your boyfriend is an arsehole.

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ThegiantNinja 0

Seriously, some of you talk like you're still stuck in prepuberty. Especially #26. A "queef" is nothing more but trapped air which gets out. There is not even any fragrance to it. Therefore it does have NOTHING to do with hygienics. There should be mandatory IQ tests for individuals wanting to use the internet. Just like a driver license.

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TheZebulon123 1

So what? My girlfriend is all self conscience about this too. She sometimes queefs every ******* thrust. I don't give a shit, sex is still great.

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Nanael_fml 4

Just inform them that queefs are caused by air which is being pushed in everytime his tiny piner comes out.

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societyisugly 0

a lot of people queef . it's just 'cause he shoves air up there .. aha

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chandlerbelacic 17

Well if he ever farts during sex you can tell everyone what he did

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