By Anonymous - 30/08/2010 06:02 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend told everyone I queef during sex. Even his parents are calling me "Cooter Pooter." FML
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FFML_314 11

Your boyfriend is an arsehole.

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ThegiantNinja 0

Seriously, some of you talk like you're still stuck in prepuberty. Especially #26. A "queef" is nothing more but trapped air which gets out. There is not even any fragrance to it. Therefore it does have NOTHING to do with hygienics. There should be mandatory IQ tests for individuals wanting to use the internet. Just like a driver license.

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Coccinelle_fml 15

Your bf is an ass. It's a very natural thing and no big deal, I do that too and it's never kept me from living my life. Like someone said, tell everyone he has a tiny dick and see how he likes it.

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julie3841 11

well maybe if his small dick didn't let air in there..just a thought :P

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ladyluck82 9

just so wrong. Start telling everyone he has a small dick AND is a minuteman..see how HE likes it. :-)

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Soraa_fml 0

wow. eww. clean your vaj, is it so hard? i mean really. gross. nasty. blue, queefy waffles. omg i just threw up

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jannie22 0

**** you 26 your a little bitch who probably never even saw a ****** before

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thepirate19 3

try not dating a complete tool

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ThegiantNinja 0

Seriously, some of you talk like you're still stuck in prepuberty. Especially #26. A "queef" is nothing more but trapped air which gets out. There is not even any fragrance to it. Therefore it does have NOTHING to do with hygienics. There should be mandatory IQ tests for individuals wanting to use the internet. Just like a driver license.

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ThegiantNinja 0

I meant like a driver's license in order to be allowed to operate a car.

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JustineBieberHat 0

good idea but children probably wouldn't pass so kids wouldn't be able to use the internet D= 

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That_Guy_Jake_JR 0

That's the point 46.

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dubstep87 0

what they're trying to say is that people on here act so retarded sometimes that they shouldn't even be allowed to comment because it pisses everyone else who is mature when posting comments. like the person who said it was due to hygiene .. I completely agree with ninja person except on the license IQ they don't have u take that for a licence lol

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tucansam555 3

thaaaats ickyyyyyyyyy

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