By Anonymous - 30/08/2010 06:02 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend told everyone I queef during sex. Even his parents are calling me "Cooter Pooter." FML
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FFML_314 11

Your boyfriend is an arsehole.

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ThegiantNinja 0

Seriously, some of you talk like you're still stuck in prepuberty. Especially #26. A "queef" is nothing more but trapped air which gets out. There is not even any fragrance to it. Therefore it does have NOTHING to do with hygienics. There should be mandatory IQ tests for individuals wanting to use the internet. Just like a driver license.

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xrissoula 0

HOLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT. This is so funny.... I feel bad for laughing, but, danm.

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mad_hatter0666 22

that's when you dump the asshole. get him back first. I'm sure there are nasty things he does, he is a guy.

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crunkedxx 0

u deserve it for going out with a loser

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codyr2011 0

if you do anal and he cums he might call you dumpster butt.

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emifasho 1

that's normal. it pretty much depends on the angle he hits it at, thus being his fault. either way u can always tell him that maybe you wouldn't queef so much if his small penis wouldn't leave so much air between his member and ur walls.

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poke_mastr257 2

COOTER POOTER XD

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pugsley208 0

ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!¡!!!!!!!!!¡!!!!!!!!!!!!!! that's hilarious. but fyl for him telling everyone

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marisa563412 0

You know thar means his junk is small to allow air to escape

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