Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend told me about this guy who makes balloon...

By Anonymous - 08/08/2011 14:29 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend told me about this guy who makes balloon animals with his penis. My boyfriend has spent the last 4 hours trying to make his penis look like a pretzel. FML

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By lovely - 26/02/2014 18:53 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be cute to put his penis through a doughnut and try to make me eat it off. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/11/2009 23:26 - United States

Today, I had nothing better to do than make a penis out of silly putty. FML

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By frustrated - 17/08/2013 22:56 - Ireland - Killarney

Today, after a long and stressful day, I started fooling around with my boyfriend. When we finally got to the main event, I found out that we couldn't, because he'd used all his condoms to make water balloons. FML

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By Notaplacetogo - 17/02/2013 06:45 - United States - Walnut Creek

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend taking pictures of his penis in a condom. When I asked him what the hell he was doing he told me that he was making a stop-motion film called "All Dressed Up with Nowhere to go." FML

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By ilikecake - 29/05/2009 11:12 - United Arab Emirates

Today, it was my boyfriend's 24th birthday. His friends were throwing him a surprise party and I was in charge of getting his birthday cake. As a joke, I got it in the shape of a penis, with a graphic marzipan design. Funny, I never knew his overly-conservative parents were invited. FML

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By Anon - 15/03/2016 06:52 - United States - Pasco

Today, my boyfriend and I were reminiscing and sharing funny stories of when we were little. It was then that he told me he used to be flexible enough to suck his own weiner. FML

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By bathtime - 21/12/2011 04:32 - United States

Today, my boyfriend started freaking out about how his penis floats in water. Baths with him will never be the same again. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/06/2012 14:59 - Ireland - Cork

Today, as a romantic gesture, my boyfriend gifted me an origami vagina. FML

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By PlayTag - 05/02/2009 00:58 - United States

Today, my girlfriend gave me a blow-up doll and told me to practice. FML

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By CALIdime_15 - 05/05/2012 05:42 - United States

Today, I watched my boyfriend have a full on conversation with his penis. He also talks to his penis nicer than he talks to me. FML

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whiteboy7thst 2

Monday 8 August 2011 19:00

So he has that long of a penis? Stop complaining..

plebeianFelix 5

Monday 8 August 2011 19:00

that's a lofty goal, you should be proud of him.

Comments

4ugu4 7

Tuesday 9 August 2011 7:43

I would like to meet that man!

klunte 4

Tuesday 9 August 2011 7:57

I now have disturbing pictures in my head.. thx

brbpeople 4

Tuesday 9 August 2011 8:29

what u have to do is when he has it all folded up u do what ever turns him on the fastest... that would make it FHL!

juston_p 1

Tuesday 9 August 2011 8:44

Why is your boyfriend watching a guy twist his dick?

XxHoPPoxX 8

Tuesday 9 August 2011 8:46

wait doesnt that mean somone had to blow it up for him????

Rwcrazy 0

Tuesday 9 August 2011 13:33

Question is why the hell was your boyfriend watching a guy make things with his penis? ? Was this after they had sex? Wtf?

dogpup4 23

Tuesday 9 August 2011 13:59

At first I thought you meant he actually blows up balloons with his penis... That wouldn't really be possible though haha.

Tmnicholson724 0

Wednesday 10 August 2011 0:46

Its called penii origami.. there's a comedy routine all about it, with instructions. Next time, tell him to save himself the time and google it! As highly disturbing as it is that these guys clearly have nothing better to do with their time, its actually prettttttty amusing!