By Anonymous - 08/08/2011 14:29 - Canada

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Today, my boyfriend told me about this guy who makes balloon animals with his penis. My boyfriend has spent the last 4 hours trying to make his penis look like a pretzel. FML
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whiteboy7thst 2

So he has that long of a penis? Stop complaining..

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plebeianFelix 5

that's a lofty goal, you should be proud of him.

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daydreamer244 13

you should be proud!

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RyanMacVey 17

oh come on... what guy hasnt tried this?

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tybtab 5

i have i can make a giraffe

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duckman9 55

I've never tried that, and have no plans on doing that anytime in the near future. btw: last time I've checked, I was a guy :D

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cupcakegirl93 8

That's Funny , but it also sounds painful !

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superpacker85 0

souns verry painful what if it gets stuck in a knot

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Polo_X 0

That's actually pretty cool. I don't think this would be any fml for a guy because it's something we'd be proud of!

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StopDropNRoll 11

Hmm you might want to rethink that one. "Today, I tried to make a pretzel shape with my penis. I ended up tearing a muscle, guess which one, fml." Or something of that nature

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jellitonoctopus 19

Lovely, would you like sour cream with that?

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A7X_LoVeee 10

Sour cream and pretzels....?

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