By Anonymous - 08/08/2011 14:29 - Canada

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Today, my boyfriend told me about this guy who makes balloon animals with his penis. My boyfriend has spent the last 4 hours trying to make his penis look like a pretzel. FML
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whiteboy7thst 2

So he has that long of a penis? Stop complaining..

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plebeianFelix 5

that's a lofty goal, you should be proud of him.

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ihatemekay 6

Be Proud if he succeeds .

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Calyx_fml 21

Oddly, the way this was written I thought he was using his penis to tie the balloons into animals. Now THAT would be impressive.

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MrPositive 0

That's what I was thinking. It doesn't seem right either way

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ihasbekoala 5

That's what I thought too. I almost googled it to try and find a video

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ThreeSheetsGone 12

Four hours? Obviously your boyfriend doesn't have the equipment or the talent to pull it off. He should just make a dog out of it and make it lick your face.

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sourgirl101 28

Did he make you blow it first?(:

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properbostonian 5

This IS NOT an FML... he must have a huge dick!

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ryanst 7

Then.. Stop using it? No wait, that won't solve anything.. Just keep on complaining about the website you're on, that'll definitely get you somewhere.

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