Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend told me about this guy who makes balloon...

By Anonymous - 08/08/2011 14:29 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend told me about this guy who makes balloon animals with his penis. My boyfriend has spent the last 4 hours trying to make his penis look like a pretzel. FML

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By lovely - 26/02/2014 18:53 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be cute to put his penis through a doughnut and try to make me eat it off. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/11/2009 23:26 - United States

Today, I had nothing better to do than make a penis out of silly putty. FML

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By frustrated - 17/08/2013 22:56 - Ireland - Killarney

Today, after a long and stressful day, I started fooling around with my boyfriend. When we finally got to the main event, I found out that we couldn't, because he'd used all his condoms to make water balloons. FML

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By Notaplacetogo - 17/02/2013 06:45 - United States - Walnut Creek

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend taking pictures of his penis in a condom. When I asked him what the hell he was doing he told me that he was making a stop-motion film called "All Dressed Up with Nowhere to go." FML

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By ilikecake - 29/05/2009 11:12 - United Arab Emirates

Today, it was my boyfriend's 24th birthday. His friends were throwing him a surprise party and I was in charge of getting his birthday cake. As a joke, I got it in the shape of a penis, with a graphic marzipan design. Funny, I never knew his overly-conservative parents were invited. FML

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By Anon - 15/03/2016 06:52 - United States - Pasco

Today, my boyfriend and I were reminiscing and sharing funny stories of when we were little. It was then that he told me he used to be flexible enough to suck his own weiner. FML

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By bathtime - 21/12/2011 04:32 - United States

Today, my boyfriend started freaking out about how his penis floats in water. Baths with him will never be the same again. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/06/2012 14:59 - Ireland - Cork

Today, as a romantic gesture, my boyfriend gifted me an origami vagina. FML

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By PlayTag - 05/02/2009 00:58 - United States

Today, my girlfriend gave me a blow-up doll and told me to practice. FML

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By CALIdime_15 - 05/05/2012 05:42 - United States

Today, I watched my boyfriend have a full on conversation with his penis. He also talks to his penis nicer than he talks to me. FML

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whiteboy7thst 2

Monday 8 August 2011 19:00

So he has that long of a penis? Stop complaining..

plebeianFelix 5

Monday 8 August 2011 19:00

that's a lofty goal, you should be proud of him.

Comments

GabbyCharityM 0

Monday 8 August 2011 23:31

I would laugh if he suceeded but if it got stuck like that.

Sexmabob 0

Monday 8 August 2011 23:53

Already made mine into a flower. ya try and figure out how THAT happened. (it really didnt) ;)

HomeAl0ne 20

Tuesday 9 August 2011 0:23

Wow, with sesame seeds stuck to it and everything. No, wait...genital warts, my bad.

IndyJustin 4

Tuesday 9 August 2011 0:43

help him by using your mouth

halleyroosan 8

Tuesday 9 August 2011 1:20

I tried a few times too, but failed. My problem might be lack of a penis, though.

jordanp17 3

Tuesday 9 August 2011 7:07

No lack based on your picture

halleyroosan 8

Tuesday 9 August 2011 21:47

You got me there!

ben9694 0

Tuesday 9 August 2011 1:41

Maybe you could help him! Show a little support!

Perdomo 0

Tuesday 9 August 2011 1:57

just reading this hurts

perdix 29

Tuesday 9 August 2011 2:10

What's the big deal? I make my dick into a pretzel all the time -- a pretzel stick, that is. I don't mean to brag, but on a good day, it might look more like a pretzel rod ;)