By Username - 09/03/2011 10:04

Today, my boyfriend told me he had to go pick up his family from the airport. I assumed he meant his parents. He apologized and said he meant his wife and child. They'd got their visa sooner than he'd thought. FML
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ambowew 7

Rock up and greet her, introducing yourself as the mistress then inquire if a threesome is out of the question.

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TheNewGuy03 28

well, i'm pretty sure he didn't introduce himself to his girlfriend by saying, "hey, nice to meet you. i have a wife and child in another country, and they haven't received their visa yet, but is it cool if we date?" |the kid|

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MrLaryRottweila 1

well look at the bright side... well there's none

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TheNewGuy03 28

WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN SO OFTEN?!?!??!?!?! please give me an explanation. [/rage] |the kid|

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ROFLBERRYPIE 0

Women. Love. Douchebags.

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5t3ff1k4h 44

Not all of us do. Not all of us gravitate towards them, either.

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KacenMarie 4

cuz they think they can get away with a free quick affair and then they get b!tch slapped in the face with the marriage when theyre least expecting it. lol neck!

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TheNewGuy03 28

agh, no wonder nice guys like me can never find a good woman. |the kid|

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BellBungle 2

Nice guys like you need to come to the UK lol x

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TheNewGuy03 28

hmm, is that so? i'll make a trip there eventually -- it's on my list of things to do. |the kid|

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jayz9 0

Thats messed up and he was never ur boyfriend after all. Why do men have to lie?

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ideasrule 13

Probably for the same reasons that women, children, and other members of the higher primates have to lie.

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GallifreyDog 2

Really? I'm pretty sure you deserved this, going out with a man you know fully well is married.

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TheShard1994 5

You DO know she did not know he was married, do ya? >.

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mask724 7

America has lots & lots of people, look at all the people who voted for Obama !!

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lostonelove 0

hmm assuming he's just another military asshole. Yup fyl

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kitty5399 0

Where in the world do you get military? Not every person in the military are assholes just like not all blacks, whites, mexicans, etc are not all assholes. You on the other hand are a effing retarded asshole. Both of my brothers, my mom, my father, and myself are in the military fighting whether we like it or agree with it we have no choice. Why don't you try it sometime fucktard.

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Harpy20 24

Sounds like you're the bitter one. You did sign up for the military knowing the possibilities so stop crying about it.

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