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By notsober - 20/03/2012 05:49 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me for the first time. About 2 hours later, he got to hold my hair while I puked, also for the first time. FML

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By kady - 04/01/2010 20:16 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was holding my hair back while I threw up. The smell then reached him and caused him to throw up in my hair. FML

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By Username - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - France

Today, my boss told me that I'd confessed my love to him last night when he'd held my hair back as I puked. FML

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By fionna_fiamma - 12/12/2015 13:33 - Slovenia - Maribor

Today, my boyfriend came to my house for the first time. Today was also the day my body decided to throw up violently for four hours while he awkwardly sat beside me, waiting for his ride home. FML

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By alf - 27/10/2008 02:34 - France

Today, I kissed the girl I love for the first time. Her reaction? She vomited. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/11/2019 03:00

Today, I finally kissed the guy I really love at a party. He took me outside and immediately vomited. FML

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By Maddii1112 - 10/08/2016 19:28 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me that he loved me for the first time in a way I'll never forget. In fact, his exact words were, "You're not the only one that I love." FML

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By Anonymous - 22/01/2012 18:06 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. When I leaned in on him, he fell over backwards and smashed his head against the floor. FML

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By Erica - 08/07/2013 17:27 - United States - Mountain View

Today, my boyfriend and I were out cliff jumping, when for the first time, he told me he loved me. I panicked and pushed him over the edge and into the water. He's now in hospital. FML

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By Paicked - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Australia

Today, my boyfriend told me he loves me. Instead of saying it back, I had a panic attack. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/08/2010 20:20 - United States

Today, I kissed my girlfriend. She threw up in my mouth. FML

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Tuesday 20 March 2012 11:36

At least he loves you enough to hold your hair.

Incredibo 0

Tuesday 20 March 2012 11:36

Aww cuties

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muffinXmonster 12

Tuesday 20 March 2012 15:09

There's a first time for everything... To bad it was so soon

anothermohammad 10

Tuesday 20 March 2012 15:46

i love you -> deepthroat. twue wuve!

ImSoEffedUp 10

Tuesday 20 March 2012 15:55

At least u didn't puke when he told u....

hateevryone 14

Tuesday 20 March 2012 15:55

The puking just makes it awkward.

janeyboo07 11

Tuesday 20 March 2012 15:56

How sweet.... at least he held your hair.(:

dessyrae 0

Tuesday 20 March 2012 16:39

Wow, yeah I would for that to happen to me. *eye roll*

ChubbyNicki 6

Tuesday 20 March 2012 18:47

That's sweet.

LennyComa 39

Tuesday 20 March 2012 18:57

Thats love people.

hippie_lover123 6

Tuesday 20 March 2012 19:07

that right there is true love

Dirty_Minded_FML 2

Tuesday 20 March 2012 19:12

So you've never puked in your life up until that point??? Weirdo

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