By shastadoe - 06/08/2012 06:37 - United States - Los Banos

Today, my boyfriend told me he was a vampire. I burst out in laughter and said he was ridiculous. He looked at me in disgust and said he couldn't be with someone who didn't trust and believe in him. I'm now single. FML
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jyoung253 1

Is his name Edward?

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Frogfreak05 4

op, you should belive him, he probably is one! cause I am to.

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AtomicRebirth 11

If the guy is dumb enough to honestly believe he is a vampire, then this isn't a loss. You should feel relieved that you don't have to be with such a stupid person anymore.

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RangerLacrosse26 4

Don't get tattoos. They are literally the dumbest thing a person can do to themselves. Imagine when you are 70 years old and have tattoos all over yourselve...

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nevereyes 31

You'll look awesome just like all the other old tattoo'd dudes. And you won't die naked. Tattoos are forms of permanent work of art.

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goose12321 11

Was it day time when he told you? You're probably better off without him tbh.

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pmadNess 16

Aren't you thanking your lucky stars?

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5t3ff1k4h 44

Ask him to drink a vial of blood and see how he reacts. Better yet, MAKE him do it. That'll tell you both whether he's actually a vampire.

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nutellaisawesome 5

Where would she get a vile of blood though

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5t3ff1k4h 44

271 - Grab a vial, draw some of her own blood. Better yet, a paper cut would make him go wild. He'd be able to just smell the blood.

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