By shastadoe - 06/08/2012 06:37 - United States - Los Banos

Today, my boyfriend told me he was a vampire. I burst out in laughter and said he was ridiculous. He looked at me in disgust and said he couldn't be with someone who didn't trust and believe in him. I'm now single. FML
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Bootrick 11

If he was a real vampire he would have sucked your blood not break up with you.

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missababgaga 19

Oh goodness... Maybe things are better that way.... Just because he's nuts to think that anyone would take him seriously with a claim like that! It's his loss

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Leslier_fml 4

You should have played along if you wanted to stay with him.

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MsLielani 4

And what if he wasn't joking? And he was really a vampire. That just makes you a jerkwad

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russaadathena 2

It's best. He is cookoo for coco puffs. He should take solace that you were sane and just laughed and didn't cut off his head in an effort to protect human kind.

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Whackamole 1

Hahaha. Maybe you're better off... Seeing as how he believes he is a vampire and what not... Good riddens. :-)

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ninad24 2

If you really wanna get back at him, you should tell him Lincoln was your ancestor

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dancingcutie1029 2

At least you got out before he became any more crazy!

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Fallensimi09 3

And your actually upset over this? No pity from me..

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Zomg_Okay 26

You're obviously accustomed to loved ones turning out to be insane, then.

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