By shastadoe - 06/08/2012 06:37 - United States - Los Banos

Today, my boyfriend told me he was a vampire. I burst out in laughter and said he was ridiculous. He looked at me in disgust and said he couldn't be with someone who didn't trust and believe in him. I'm now single. FML
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Elkrider 13

Look at the bright side, you got rid of him before he started gnawing on your neck at night.

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bryanfdz 0

Gotta admit... It was a pretty creative way to breakup!

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Pandasaurus 14

You're saying you're single like it's a bad thing..

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maddonkey 3

Maybe that was he's way of breaking up with u, so u wouldn't get hurt?

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mjoyn98 1

Only one way to tell. Does he appear 'sparkly' in the sunshine? That's the number one sign of a real vampire...

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LennyComa 39

******* good. Do you really think a,relationship with a person who if he genuinely beleives he is a vampire is going to last. He needs to speak to a professional.

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weatherninja 1

Seems to me you're better off.

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Foxears 2

I once dated a guy who also thought he was a vampire. It would have been alright because I'm extremely tolerant if he didn't tell EVERYONE that. I was still nice and tolerant on the guy, then things got creepy. He claims to "watch me sleep", started telling me really odd stories about some demon realm, and worse of all, he convinced me to read Twilight!!! :'( Be happy you're out of that relationship, OP. It's not worth it. FYL

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Levvy 22

I thought FML was for BAD news. Does slipping the noose on a self-delusional attention-seeker qualify? Well, no harm. We can all celebrate your escape together!

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