By shastadoe - 06/08/2012 06:37 - United States - Los Banos

Today, my boyfriend told me he was a vampire. I burst out in laughter and said he was ridiculous. He looked at me in disgust and said he couldn't be with someone who didn't trust and believe in him. I'm now single. FML
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Knightchaser27 25

I would have laughed too

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benderbang48 4

Was his name vlad?

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LadySigyn 17

He probably would have sucked the life out of you anyway OP.

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cordelay98 10

What if he really IS a vampire?! O.o I hope he doesn't decide to have revenge and drink your blood =(. Sorry....FYL OP

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LlamaAlana 6

You're better off without the weirdo.

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diva239 8

I'd rather be single that with someone who truly believes they are a vampire

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Luunatic 13

It's best if you're single without him

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thedimedrl 0

You dodged a bullet. A dumb bullet who thinks he's a vampire. there its no way that doesn't end with you bleeding from a bite to the jugular.

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