By shastadoe - 06/08/2012 06:37 - United States - Los Banos

Today, my boyfriend told me he was a vampire. I burst out in laughter and said he was ridiculous. He looked at me in disgust and said he couldn't be with someone who didn't trust and believe in him. I'm now single. FML
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poptart914 1

you know u should have believed him just becuz the worlds secrets have been made to be something made up most fiction things are real people don't just sit around an make shit up those things are seen an kept secret to make profits off of

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Psycho_Babydoll 26

Dayum, you blew off Lestat after he trusted you. YDI Just kidding, your boyfriend is an idiot.

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cman024 4

sounds like your better off.

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guttedbrit 26

You deserve much better than that! You're better off I believe honey. Chin up :)

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ruthi666 23

If he was a vampire he would just drain you for not believing him so I think it's safe to say he's a little off.

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dccomics94 12

Two points: Number one that is quite peculiar. Number two he had a point about trust, just don't trust he's a vampire.

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Osyx 20

Well at least he isn't a tampon ;)

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vividpictures 17

In these situations the proper response would be "okay babe.." With a smile and a nod.

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