By shastadoe - 06/08/2012 06:37 - United States - Los Banos

Today, my boyfriend told me he was a vampire. I burst out in laughter and said he was ridiculous. He looked at me in disgust and said he couldn't be with someone who didn't trust and believe in him. I'm now single. FML
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your_ma 27

I've gotta tell you sweetie, you're a lot better off single than in a relationship with some weirdo who thinks he's a vampire..

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

"I'm a vampire." "GET YOUR ASS OUTSIDE AND BURN!!! I swear to god, if you sparkle, I will END YOU."

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flutter4 7

It's probably for the best that you are single now

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mario1898 3

Servers you right for getting dumped you dumb bitch.

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

Ahehe. Sorry. The Mods strike again! *shakes paw at the mods*

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vodkaliciouz 4

He's a moron, no matter what actual reason he had, to tell you that in the first place. Give him your used tampon as a parting gift and tell him to "please enjoy.."

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pinkpixie06 11

One thing's for sure, you're no Bella. j/k You're probably better off OP.

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JustKittyKat 24

Why is it I keep hearing about idiots who are convinced that they are werewolves and vampires?

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Complaining 13

He just wants an understanding partner.

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