By shastadoe - 06/08/2012 06:37 - United States - Los Banos

Today, my boyfriend told me he was a vampire. I burst out in laughter and said he was ridiculous. He looked at me in disgust and said he couldn't be with someone who didn't trust and believe in him. I'm now single. FML
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lans4 1

Maybe it was an excuse to break up

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cswens25 8

Sometimes being single isn't such a bad thing.

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br0ccoli 14

This is a win, trust me. You saved yourself from walking in on him sucking on your used tampons from the bathroom garbage can.

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envy2porcelain 4

Why do you people always refer to twilight when someone mentions vampires I mean what about Dracula?

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rubberduckie94 13

You should have asked him were his millions were after living several hundred or thousands of years.

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obsydian_fml 3

Preparing to get thumbed down, but YDI for not questioning further and just laughing at him. It's possible he believes he's otherkin, or perhaps he's one of those psychic vamps that feed off of people's energy. If that's the case he deserves a more understanding gf. If that's not the case and he really was crazy I take it back.

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Pufferfish78 5

She needs to be more understanding if he was "Otherkin" or psychic vamp? You have got to be kidding me.

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BobbieH 19

Be thankful that you're are no longer dating this tool. Your better off finding a boyfriend that lives in reality and doesn't get caught up in romanticized fair tale stories.

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