By shastadoe - 06/08/2012 06:37 - United States - Los Banos

Today, my boyfriend told me he was a vampire. I burst out in laughter and said he was ridiculous. He looked at me in disgust and said he couldn't be with someone who didn't trust and believe in him. I'm now single. FML
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fyl7899 12

someone has been reading too much crap known to be Twilight

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fukmefreddy 4

you should have asked him if vampires suck menstrual blood lol

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robo_thunder 13

Its okay, you can sit and stare out a window for six months till he comes back.

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NewKonoiche 6

Hehe. I once had a boyfriend who was a vampire, too. And by that I mean an "emotional vampire." You know, one of those people who always makes everything about them and is so negative they make everyone else feel bad. Maybe that's what your ex boyfriend meant? Although, I can't see anyone proudly admitting to that...

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Urpoppy 21

Would you rather be single than with some ******* nut job?

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Special_Psycho 8

You freaking deserved that one! Anybody who doesn't think magical beings are real is a total fool! Anyone who thinks it's all evil is an even bigger fool!

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nevereyes 31

He probably would have worded it differently.... Used words like sang or psi.

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