By shastadoe - 06/08/2012 06:37 - United States - Los Banos

Today, my boyfriend told me he was a vampire. I burst out in laughter and said he was ridiculous. He looked at me in disgust and said he couldn't be with someone who didn't trust and believe in him. I'm now single. FML
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ChristineAnn58 8

That's not so much an FML. it can be positive too, think about it. If he truly believes he's a vampire could you actually see yourself going any further in that relationship? Even if it is sad, you should find someone that is right in the head.

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Xxlaurahatakexx 9

If he really was a vampire --- that would suck for you. Shoulda asked him to prove it:P sounds kinky haha. I mean hell, why not?

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0ops_i_died 8

I'm surprised you weren't the one to break it off after hearing that...

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Zomg_Okay 26

You're better off single. If he thinks he's a proper vampire, he either plans to drain you of your blood or turn you into another one of the undying. If he thinks he's Tinkerbelle, then he's a dipshit and you're better off.

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Zomg_Okay 26

I know Tinkerbelle isn't a vampire, hence why I used that name to refer to the "vampire" known as Edward.

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ktlnnmllr 4

Maybe hes telling the truth!! Lol jk but dont talk shit on twilight!!!

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Zomg_Okay 26

What has this got to do with Twilight? The FML is clearly about vampires, not fairies.

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ktlnnmllr 4

Maybe hes telling the truth!! Lol jk but dont talk shit on twilight!!!

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Metallica36176 16

Well, look at the bright side at least he didn't go and kill your parents for his girlfriend like that 1 dude that thought he was a "vampire".

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leadawg75 12

Hey vampires are real...according to Josh Gates :P

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Rianokami 22

Twilight deserves to be mocked. They aren't vampires, they're sparkly pixies that have no fangs and aren't dangerous. A real vampire is all about the danger, fangs, and power, with some sexiness added. But no, vampires are not real. Your bf sounds like a roleplayer. Sorry he dumped you dear.

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