Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend told me in a very natural way that my mother...

By Mak1 - 05/12/2008 08:12 - Belgium

Today, my boyfriend told me in a very natural way that my mother is better at sex than me. FML

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By koolkat9 - 22/12/2014 19:11 - United States - Albion

Today, my boyfriend told me that my mom paid him to date me. FML

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By ohgod... - 02/04/2012 02:18 - Canada - Magog

Today, while my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, he called me "Mom." FML

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By Anonymous - 23/02/2012 20:25 - United States

Today, my mom tried to give me the sex talk, while I was mounting my boyfriend. FML

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By ooblie - 08/12/2010 08:22 - United States

Today, after receiving a lovely massage from my boyfriend, I was lying topless in bed beside him. Just as I was thinking this would be the perfect opportunity for some intimacy, he looks at me and says, "my mom is SO awesome." FML

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Don't wanna know

By Anonymous - 16/02/2011 05:50

Today, my dad gave me the dreaded sex talk, but he got sidetracked and started talking about how good my mum was in bed. FML

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By saddened97 - 20/01/2011 09:39 - Australia

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend and he was fingering me. After he left, my mum says to me "I wish my sex life was as interesting as yours." She had walked in and we hadn't even noticed. FML

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By motherlover - 05/08/2014 04:40 - United States - Hoffman Estates

Today, my boyfriend laid his head on my bare chest and said, "You're like my mother." FML

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No thanks

By SadIndianLife - 15/11/2015 21:00 - India - Delhi

Today, my girlfriend's mother is more into me than she is. FML

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So frustraaaatiiiiiing

By Anonymous - 10/05/2023 16:00 - Tanzania

Today, after my husband told me he doesn't enjoy having sex unless he initiates it, my mother-in-law barged into my bedroom only to find me pleasing myself. FML

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Easy mistake to make

By Becca Velveeta - 26/10/2019 14:00

Today, my mother's boyfriend sent me pictures of my mom sucking him off. FML

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bowener12 0

Friday 6 February 2009 2:50

was it a threesome? im perplexed.

casanova_fml 0

Tuesday 17 February 2009 13:43

move out of the trailer park.

Comments

nerdking21 10

Thursday 3 September 2009 21:19

Ok, either he's lying, or you need new friends.

popoman 0

Saturday 26 September 2009 5:47

HIGH FIVE!!!

xenomorph 0

Wednesday 7 October 2009 1:31

Well, she's probably more experienced than you are.

DropDeaddd 0

Thursday 19 November 2009 8:26

Ouch

Dopamine_fml 0

Thursday 3 December 2009 14:09

what a dick!

JJ9984138 0

Monday 21 December 2009 7:07

oh wow ... im sorry??

BMMR 0

Sunday 10 January 2010 12:12

ja okee.. das beswel kut..:S

lovely_day 0

Saturday 3 April 2010 3:25

I know. no mom on earth woul have sex with their daughters boyfriend. it's just not gonna happen

wintamint101 7

Wednesday 26 May 2010 4:16

theres one just like this except with a brother

briiana012 3

Sunday 6 June 2010 13:00

ask ur mom for advice then maybe he'll wanna do u more then her

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