By Anonymous - 13/10/2015 07:35 - United States - Davis

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Today, my boyfriend told me that he doesn't know why I think deepthroating is so uncomfortable. To prove his point, he grabbed my dildo and effortlessly slid it down his throat. FML
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Welshite 39

He just proved "practice makes perfect."

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Comments

xFOAxREAPER 11

OPs boyfriend here. thought I'd say the comments here are hysterical. Never tried it before that point, must just be natural talent. feel free to ask questions!

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texaskitty86 25

my comment is, try to again at an angle more natural to actually going down on someone if you didn't the first time. it's easy to tilt your head back and avoid a gag reflex but doing it straight on is more difficult

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SecundusSecunda 27

Idk man,perhaps demonstrating like that was a bit too far lol

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xFOAxREAPER 11

@ #44 might have been. didn't get anything from it, but hell at least she and I got some laughs!

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xFOAxREAPER 11

@54 lol eating in and out. then going home in hopes of sexy fun time.

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coolmike699 26

What else are you willing to do to prove a point?

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xFOAxREAPER 11

@75 well that would depend on what she'd be willing to do if I proved it. :p

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US_StormTrooper 2

Haha I understand where you are coming from. At least you two are in a good communicative relationship, and it seems you are willing to put yourself in her shoes hehe.. Many of the people who are negative here might not be able to claim that for themselves...

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Bibblejomin 18

*A few weeks later* "Oh come on, babe. Anal ain't that bad! Watch!"

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Grayness_ 26

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steam_engenius 21

She didn't day she doesn't give head. Derp.

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band_geek 18

You sure he's not gay if not for being bi with enough practice of deepthroating other guys?

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band_geek 18

And apparently, someone doesn't know how to take something as a joke as most of the other posts (eg - "What does your bf do for his night time job" type of post) even if not having given my comment a neg vote.

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KryssLB 14

A previous boyfriend once did that to me with a banana. What I now wish I'd done is grabbed the banana, grabbed his head, and jammed the banana into and out of his mouth while shoving his head onto it while shouting, "Remember, don't bite it off! But drag your teeth! Suck harder!" (mind you, he was an asshole). There's a vast difference between being able to stick something unmoving down a wide-open throat that isn't actually touching anything, and actually being able to deep-throat a live dick attached to a guy who (a) wants you to actually contact said dick and (b) is thrashing around. He's probably only ever seen how far he can carefully manoeuver the inanimate object into his mouth and is all proud that he can. Actually dealing with a live one is much harder. If he does it again, just say, "Congrats! You just failed to successfully blow a dead guy. Want to try on a live one?" and suggest a strap-on. :D Bet he'd be far less adept! --And if he can do that as well, you might want to ask some questions, lol.

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Badkarma4u 17

If a guy gets out of control while you blow him. Just cup his balls. Now you have a polite way to let him know that you are uncomfortable. He'll settle right down. Then you can work your magic.

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amileah13 26

I think that's a sign... He's saying something without actually saying something. Good luck op!

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Badkarma4u 17

He's saying quit whining and suck it. It's mind over matter. Its a sign that he'll call her on her bs.

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born_hustla 26

If I were you I'd be like "honey how did you learn? "

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