By StillBetterThanTwilight - 28/08/2012 15:56 - United States - Minneapolis

Today, my boyfriend told me that he had once been possessed by demons, and that he now sleeps with a knife under his pillow for protection from, "The dark spirits that are feasting upon his soul." I'm not sure that I'll be sleeping over anytime soon. FML
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SkoomaKi 27

I hope he doesn't twitch in his sleep. Also he's an idiot who will probably end up stabbing himself and you (if you're staying over).

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iloveandy143 7

Reminds me of one of the first times my ( now ex ) bf spent the night at my house. He got a large kitchen knife from my drawer and put it on the bedside table. " just in case someone broke in "

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Turtle_rebellion 10

There's nothing wrong with this. Many people sleep with a weapon by their bed. The point of the fml is that he thinks that he was possessed by a deamon

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Turtle_rebellion 10

Ya, possessions are real bro, and if the demons don't get killed off by the end of 2012, aliens will kill us all! True story

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yoshikatshomoto 2

Sounds about right.

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SouthernSweetie 13

The knife shouldn't really scare you my boyfriend does the same thing for protection in case someone brakes in. I'd be more concerned about how he thinks demons are trying to feast on his soul.

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camg_fml 2

Throw holy water and salt in his face. If he reacts get in a circle made of salt and hope he doesn't kill you! Good Luck! :3 If it works in Supernatural it should work here!

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bobbos100 2

Wear garlic and a cross plus carry a silver bullet and use holy water for evil spirits--- cover all your bases . He sounds weird unless he is just playing with u.

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AerBear115 15

I think your boyfriend needs to go the a mental help place. If he was once "possessed" the "dark spirits" shouldn't be "feasting on his soul" anymore

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