By StillBetterThanTwilight - 28/08/2012 15:56 - United States - Minneapolis

Today, my boyfriend told me that he had once been possessed by demons, and that he now sleeps with a knife under his pillow for protection from, "The dark spirits that are feasting upon his soul." I'm not sure that I'll be sleeping over anytime soon. FML
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SkoomaKi 27

I hope he doesn't twitch in his sleep. Also he's an idiot who will probably end up stabbing himself and you (if you're staying over).

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thefallenqueen 5

I think he's been watching too much supernatural :P . There's a knife in the show capable of destroying demons.

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AphyTheBronette 15

Well if they do make a movie about this, I wonder if they'll include this FML in it...

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HungerGames95 13

A fellow Minnesotan!!

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cat1230 4

Not only should you never sleep over, you shouldn't have him as a boyfriend... HELLO!??

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nvo 6

Is the sex that good that you have to stay with this psycho? Seriously, run!

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Spark_Slicker 19

I do believe people can be possessed by demons, but I'm not so sure a knife is gonna do anything to protect him. XD

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BoratSagdiyev 2

That's okay. I'm sure he'd like it better if you left afterwards anyway.

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bryan788 29

um is he good with his hands or something is that why your with the idiot. I am sure you can find a better guy, a guy that sleeps with a gun under his pillow because everyone knows knives can hurt daemons.

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blair_x 12

I fail to see how a knife would provide much protection from a spirit.

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