By StillBetterThanTwilight - 28/08/2012 15:56 - United States - Minneapolis

Today, my boyfriend told me that he had once been possessed by demons, and that he now sleeps with a knife under his pillow for protection from, "The dark spirits that are feasting upon his soul." I'm not sure that I'll be sleeping over anytime soon. FML
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SkoomaKi 27

I hope he doesn't twitch in his sleep. Also he's an idiot who will probably end up stabbing himself and you (if you're staying over).

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mehlala 4

You know, I can't help but notice that your location is in Minnesota. Is your boyfriend by any chance Hmong-Asian? If he is, then it's not that unusual for him to do that because of that culture and their beliefs. If he's not Hmong or even Asian... I hope you stay safe O_O

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raygwk 2

weird ... i do the same thing with my knife ^^

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HyperBowser1 3

Sorry, this is probably my bad for possessing him ^_^

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Levvy 22

His dramatic turn of phrase seems more indicative of attention-whoring than delusion.

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noisebox 1

Time to do an exorcism and rid yourself of that schizophrenic demon before it's too late, when you wake up and find find yourself in the dark deep eternal hell fire damnation of the soul....(what?)...

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Fisheyedfool7 2

Why are you with a freak like that? You sound desperate. YDI!

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esines 9

It happens? Do you think it's a regular thing for people to get possessed by demons or something?

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scuttlebuttz 1

If he isn't joking that is an instant break up. If you stay with him OP you are an absolute moron.

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