By whorecrux - 02/07/2013 03:37 - United States - Newark

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Today, my boyfriend told me that he was going to buy me a "magic wand". Being a Harry Potter fanatic, I assumed he meant a replica wand. It turns out he actually meant a Magic Wand vibrator. I was more excited about the HP wand. FML
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drakem 7

Can't blame you, Harry Potter is awesome!

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kunlunkid 3

OP, you should totally yell out "Quench me, Draco!" if/when you use the thing. ;)

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varlso 8

OP is either too young for a vibrator or too old for Harry Potter

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interesting33 36

you can never ever be too old for Harry Potter!

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ksks1234 33

I am 31 and still love Harry Potter. My dad is 66, has an advanced degree, and liked the books. What is the "too old" age for Harry Potter #44?

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RedPillSucks 31

(said like ...You may be a red-neck) When your wife complains about your Ravensclaw underware..., you may be too old for Harry Potter When you find yourself trying to change channels by yelling "Channelus Morpheus"..., you may be too old for Harry Potter When your headstone has quotes from the movie/books...., you may be too old for Harry Potter

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How_you_doin 10

Instead of buying you a magic wand he should be using HIS magic wand to pleasure your brains out until your so satisfied you won't even remember who Henry Peters is!!!!!! ;)

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gaki_fml 8

I think the bigger issue is that your bf felt the need to get you a vibrator. O-o

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wiccaantje 21

Because they are dating? Because he feels comfterable to explore in their relationship? Because he's into pleasuring his gf?

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middlenamefrank 8

A "replica" wand? You do realize that a replica is a copy of an original, and there's no original of fictitious devices, right?

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dogpup4 23

Replica of the prop used in the films.

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graceinsheepwear 33

Well if he buys you a genuine Hitachi Magic Wand, you might soon change your mind. They're pretty magical.

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cng903 1

Mine is my best friend. They are also super handy for achy backs and necks.

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alycion 38

If my husband implied he was getting me another final fantasy replica weapon to go with my collection and got me something else, I would be disappointed too. Don't feel bad. We all have our hobbies.

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