Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend told me that my vagina looks like Yoda. FML

By Anonymous - 15/07/2012 04:09 - United States - Aston

Today, my boyfriend told me that my vagina looks like Yoda. FML

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Same thing different taste

By fffmmll - 21/03/2011 16:58 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend called my vagina "Chewbacca". FML

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Nice!

By growlr - 20/07/2011 09:17 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend told me my vagina looks like an old man in a hat. It's OK though, he said it was a nice hat. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/10/2014 02:42 - United States - Rock Island

Today, I sent my boyfriend a picture of my vagina. He replied, "What's that?" FML

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By Noname - 16/01/2009 20:43 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like vegetables. FML

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By rastafarimon - 17/04/2011 05:56 - United States

Today, my girlfriend compared my penis to an ewok from Star Wars. She says it's short, stubby, and fuzzy. Now she sings the Star Wars theme when we hang out. FML

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By laury - 09/05/2012 02:05 - Canada - Port Elgin

Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm. FML

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By Username - 21/08/2011 09:59 - United States

Today, I found out apparently, I have a weird looking vagina. How? My boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. He took one look at my vagina and with a look of horror said, "I have never seen one this GROSS." He's a gynecologist and probably sees 20 vaginas a day. FML

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By FMluck - 26/02/2009 22:11 - United States

Today, I was teasing my boyfriend telling him that my butt was so much cuter than his and that at least mine wasn't smelly stinky or hairy. Then he said yeah, I just wish that your vag was the same way. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/06/2012 14:59 - Ireland - Cork

Today, as a romantic gesture, my boyfriend gifted me an origami vagina. FML

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Strange terminology

By Not true - 18/07/2016 02:56 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me that I don't have a "grippy vagina" after he slipped out for the third time. FML

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pfx2_fml 15

Sunday 15 July 2012 12:35

Could be worse, it could look like chewbacca..

darwinism 30

Sunday 15 July 2012 12:45

Tell him that your Yoda has tought many a padawan how to properly use their lightsabers. If he doesn't like it, he can go Hand Solo for a while.

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sierrarose1993 0

Tuesday 28 August 2012 5:40

you should probably get that checked out. my boyfriend always says it just looks pretty and pink. lol

Crystak96 2

Saturday 3 November 2012 19:10

This is hilarious because I know who posted this XD

dspolleke 19

Friday 7 June 2013 16:20

But everybody loves Yoda

namelessmonster 6

Saturday 28 December 2013 5:30

Yoda looks much better!

Enchiladattack 11

Tuesday 23 June 2015 3:10

Sucks, your life does

NotASquirrel 19

Thursday 3 September 2015 5:52

Do, do not, there are no *****

herpderp1234 17

Saturday 5 September 2015 5:49

Gonna cum, I am!

pickpocket2018 11

Friday 12 August 2016 5:02

You should say, "out eat it, you must"

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