By Anonymous - 15/07/2012 04:09 - United States - Aston

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Today, my boyfriend told me that my vagina looks like Yoda. FML
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pfx2_fml 15

Could be worse, it could look like chewbacca..

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darwinism 30

Tell him that your Yoda has tought many a padawan how to properly use their lightsabers. If he doesn't like it, he can go Hand Solo for a while.

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EmoBitchRock 0

Dump him, you should.

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jayhawkchik 4

Green ?.... Get yourself checked out, cuz that ain't right!

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StaminPrimer 0

didn`t know vaginas were green and had oversized green ears with a shitload of white hair coming out of them.

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Jewbenita 0

Funny as hell, that is. If you end up having a kid with this guy, name him luke so he can say "luke i am your father" haha

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Dracoboxer357 35

^ Ironically, I knew a boy who was very obviously named after Star Wars back when I was 14. I was in army cadet boot camp in Vernon, BC, and the sergeant was doing roll call for our first day as we haven't really met yet. It went; "Smith, John!" "Here Sargeant!" "Boxer, Draco!" "Here Sargeant!" "Luke, Skywalker!" And we burst out laughing until we heard, ".....here sergeant....mutter mutter mutter..." Apparently, his name surname was Luke. His parents named him Skywalker and he grew up hating the entire movie collection because of it. :P *Shrugs* I guess everyone knows someone with a bad name, like all the Harry Dycks of the world or whatnot.

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summerskye614 1

There's a boy at my school named Anakin! Although sadly his last name isn't Skywalker. (:

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onelove858 5

Enter it you must

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awesomeAlexx0 0

If your ****** looks like yoga you might want to see a doctor. Green and hairy doesn't sound like it is a normal thing for ****** health

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