By drugdealersgf - 02/12/2016 06:55

Today, my boyfriend told me, with complete confidence, that he's selected "drug dealer" as his career of choice. FML
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Tripartita 44

Normally I'd make a joke, but I'm willing to sell him a totally legit looking drug dealer license for only a couple payments of $989. You aren't going to find prices to beat that, OP. It will need to be renewed. Weekly.

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potatocouch 16

It troubles me that he doesn't want to pick a more stable career, like "testing" the drugs.

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caseyface1123 15

Not telling you how to live your life, but I think it might be time to give some serious thought about the relationship.

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Hippo_Holiday 19

You might wanna start distancing from him

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baby4mommy 27

Did you tell him you had decided upon a lucrative career as a DEA informant?

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saffy66 34

Maybe it's a joke - I regularly raise eyebrows telling friends and colleagues I'm going to visit my drug dealer. After all, my pharmacist does sell me drugs - prescription drugs.

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Unlucky1232 20

considering i know , hell I'm related to drug dealers i can already tell by this little information he doesn't have what it takes. Drug dealers know how to shut the **** up.

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xx000o 27

I hope you told your boyfriend with complete confidence that it's time to say goodbye.

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danihammer 4

In all seriousness, get out, now. I've dated someone who turned out to be a drug dealer and it's not fun. You may love him but when someone's about that life, things get can really scary really quick. Please think about your future.

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jbivens1992 17

That's not a career choice...you can't exactly put that shit on your resume for the future (eventually he will need a REAL job). I feel for you OP, that's ridiculous. I mean go on and sell if you want...I guess someone has to but there's no reason you can't have a legit job as well.

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