By Stars - 04/08/2009 16:55 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend took me on a surprise date night down a dirt road to a field in the middle of nowhere. He packed some blankets, a bottle of wine, and some condoms. He didn't know the dirt road was actually a driveway until all of our clothes were off. FML
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lilwhitey tells us more.

lilwhitey 0

We have been together for over 9 months, and it was actually a very romantic date. He is one of the best guys I have ever met, and I couldn't be a luckier girl!

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calcboi 0

Hopefully you didn't get caught. No, wait, I hope you did.

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caancoha 0

"We made love and then suddenly it was like the bright light at the end of the tunnel and I knew-" "That's so romantic!" "No, it was a truck."

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voicelessXOE 0

....You don't live in Michigan, do you? If you did, that's my house! xD Yeah, people do that a lot. It's rather awkward for them when I shine a flashlight from my window into their cars. >:)

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claiiire_fml 17

Today, I was driving home from a long day of work and was ready to relax. Suddenly, I heard moans and screams from my driveway. My headlights then shone on two horny adolecents screwing. FML

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kthxbai123 1

the people of the house could have been watching you! ewwww

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jroxursox1 10

I live in the middle of nowhere and my driveway is a good mile long. It sucks though cuz you never know. :( sorry bout that.

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SkunkPoker 8

Talk about getting caught with your pants down... Still nothing? Damn.

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