By inapickle - 16/05/2012 08:20 - United States - Topsham

Today, my boyfriend walked in on me as I was browsing a baby name website. I explained to him that I was naming characters for a novel I was planning to write, but he is completely convinced that I'm pregnant, and has even told his parents. FML
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Same thing different taste

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nelds 12

Maybe this is him saying he wants a baby!

Yeah because only babies have names. When a human reaches puberty they're assigned a number.

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I do the same thing when I'm naming my Sims! Perhaps, he his parents b/c he wants a baby too!

perdix 29

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hahauRrcool 0

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hahauRrcool - No. NO. NO IT IS NOT. Please leave the Grammar Naziing to the professionals who know what the **** they are talking about. Now with that being said, "What the **** is Wrong With Perdix" will be the title of my first novel. It will be a winding tale of mystery, intrigue, and perversion. But mostly perversion.

It's perdix. There's always something about him.

reddudeover 2

31 - A swing and miss, try again buddy.

hahauRrcool 0

No ******* shit. I was being sarcastic about earlier comments.

Ah yes, then old "i was being sarcastic" bullshite excuse. There was no indication of sarcasm there, buddy. Accept your mistake and move on.

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**** all of us, eh? Name a time and a place, but don't start too quickly, I want it to be enjoyable. ;)

LeCielNousAide 7

Just because it's a girl writing a story doesn't mean it's going to be a shit story like Twilight. I write stories and I would NEVER write anything that shitty -- if I write a story, I have to be proud of it (and I get to be a perfectionist about details in the story -- ESPECIALLY about making it believable). Just because it's a woman writing a story does not mean it's going to be a Twilight-esque story. I've written a historical fiction story about the Holocaust, I've written a story on a serial killer as well. I've also written a story about someone who had cancer. Don't assume a woman writing a story is going to be as bad as Twilight. There are so many great woman authors out there.

LeCielNousAide, perdix is never serious. He jokes around a lot. Now, I really should stop replying under perdix and enjoy hahauRrcool ramming against me.

McAninch35 9

hahauRcool, even if it was sarcasm, it was probably the worst example of it I've ever seen. I suggest cutting YOU'RE losses and trying again next time. Look I gave you a chance... TAKE IT, TAKE IT NOW!

perdix 29

#53. I once wrote a story where I gave a shit. It was fiction.

I remember when perdix used to make good comments..

I have looked up baby names for a piece of writing before so you aren't the only one

What is the difference between babies name and regular name. The search for normal names.

KilljoyParade 4

A baby grows into an adult and has the same name as when they were a baby. That being said, a baby name IS a "normal" name.

99, you mean you don't change the kids name at puberty!?.......well, that changes my plans for when I have kids :-/

Same, I use babynames.com to find interesting unique names for Sims and WoW characters!

HaileyBeth16 1

When you look up baby names it gives you a list of random names , so I guess, that seemed more easy at the moment...

Supernovas_Child 13

Um. Baby names are regular names. Baby name sites have meanings connected to the names. It adds underlying messages to the story blah blah blah. In my opinion it overcomplicates things.

Me too! I write a lot so I'm constantly on baby names websites

If you haven't found any yet just use any random name that you can change later, to avoid another situation like this. In the meantime, talk to his parents and if he doesn't believe you, tell him you'll take a pregnancy test to prove it, and in 9 months he'll be looking like an idiot.

So what are they going to think 9 months from now?

soldiat_fml 17

That OP was right and her boyfriend is either an attention ***** or needs to get his ears checked.

Actually it only takes about 4-5 months before u start showing. So 4-5 months from now when she isn't showing they will realize that OP's boyfriend was an idiot and that OP was right.

Reminds me of my girlfriend when her sims just had a baby...

mrmerino 0

Take a pregnancy test is front of him. It would actually be hilarious if it came positive, though.

Omg your picture like made me cry that's so funny :)

NO! I thought he reacted perfectly for an upcoming baby.

reddudeover 2

He hired a psychic he knows things, you aren't aware of yet.

Tell him that you picked Eggbert and Bertha.