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YDI for dating a narrow-minded idiot
So what are you waiting for? Time to start creating some spawn. Don't wanna make a liar out of him, do ya?
And when the actual baby comes...
I used to do the same thing when I was younger!
what name did you choose? Jk
at least now you know that if you were pregnant, he wouldn't immediately leave you. i say you drag this thing out a bit and see if he's the one
No
Dump him! As everyone else on FML says
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Maybe this is him saying he wants a baby!
Yeah because only babies have names. When a human reaches puberty they're assigned a number.