By inapickle - 16/05/2012 08:20 - United States - Topsham

Today, my boyfriend walked in on me as I was browsing a baby name website. I explained to him that I was naming characters for a novel I was planning to write, but he is completely convinced that I'm pregnant, and has even told his parents. FML
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Same thing different taste

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nelds 12

Maybe this is him saying he wants a baby!

Yeah because only babies have names. When a human reaches puberty they're assigned a number.

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I still do that when I need name ideas for story characters. :D I like seeing what the names mean, sometimes I find a perfect fit. Sorry about your boyfriend though, but I do wonder, if you guys are having sex, are you using protection? If so, the odds of you being pregnant are very unlikely (of course not impossible but better than using nothing). If not, perhaps you should start? In any event, he shouldn't have overreacted like that, and telling his parents was probably one of the worst things he could do (another one being leaving you for such an asinine reason). At least he didn't dump you right there.

j3ebrules 13

Haha I go on those sites for that reason all the time.

senor_awesome 14

Well, I guess its time y'all started makin the babies to go with the names you picked out!

Pregnancy test should clear that up. But maybe he is ready for kids in real life? It's not a bad thing to have him excited about that idea - if you are serious about the relationship. Better than a guy who panicks and runs away.

_overandout_ 10

Ironic that this probably means that you won't be having his babies anytime in the future. You know, 'cause he's stupid.

Wow. Sounds like he's in serious denial, or he's just horrifically dense. Take a pregnancy test in front of him and let him read the results. He'll undeniably see that you aren't knocked up, and you can laugh at his idiocy.

Glad to see I'm not the only one who looks at baby name websites to get names for characters. You do come across some pretty interesting names, occasionally.

I do that. How else are you going to find new ways to name characters?

Oh my god, I thought I was the only one who did that! Now I don't feel so strange.

Shadow_Phantom 26

I do this as well sometimes, which makes me so uncomfortable... I usually adblock all of the images on the site. FYL for him jumping to conclusions.