Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend was inside a cell phone store talking to...

By LLCoolBean - 03/03/2011 08:32 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was inside a cell phone store talking to a sales guy while I waited outside. I sent him a text, not realizing that the guy was using his phone to call customer service. A topless photo of me shows up on his phone when I text him. The sales guy looked. Twice. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 553

You deserved it 58 960

Thanksgiving: Turkeys and Skids
Family meals that turn absurd, because Thanksgiving is also about laughing at little disasters. More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

By anonymous - 22/11/2009 20:23 - United States

Today, I got a text from a woman containing many naked pictures of her. Apparently she meant to send those to her boyfriend whose number is one digit from mine. The bad part? My girlfriend was using my phone when I received that message. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 668

You deserved it 2 990

Check these out!

By BoobSicle - 17/04/2010 23:37 - United States

Today, I took a picture of my boobs and sent it to my boyfriend, only to realize after I hit "Send" that I had sent them to the taxi driver (my last phone call) who had just dropped me off at my house. He won't stop calling my phone now. FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 608

You deserved it 57 651

By Emily S - 09/10/2011 05:17 - Australia

Today, I let a guy I like look at my phone. A second later I remembered I had a secret copy of his Facebook profile picture on there to show a friend what he looked like. I was forced to tackle him to get my phone back. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 313

You deserved it 40 397

Great timing

By LTJFP - 26/10/2009 02:00 - United States

Today, I was at AT&T getting my phone fixed. At one point, the salesman said, "You should see this." It was a text message from some girl apologizing for sleeping with my boyfriend for the past four months, and telling me that they were moving him out of our apartment. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 021

You deserved it 2 272

By Loho - 25/03/2009 02:46 - Canada

Today, I was using my dad's cell because I had broken mine. I was texting my boyfriend all day when my dad needed his phone back. I forgot to tell my boyfriend that my dad would be using the phone. My boyfriend then texted graphically what he wanted to do to my dad. FML

I agree, your life sucks 18 894

You deserved it 105 003

Some people just want to be caught

By Anonymous - 21/04/2023 15:00

Today, my boyfriend took a selfie of us. When he turned his phone around, I saw his photos and there was a picture of him with his ex girlfriend earlier that day, despite him saying he had been at work all day. FML

I agree, your life sucks 969

You deserved it 119

By Anonymous - 23/01/2016 05:51 - United States

Today, my dad let me borrow his phone while I wait for mine to get back from the shop. I guess he forgot to pass the news along, because within 4 hours I'd received a picture of my mom's tits. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 730

You deserved it 2 382

By Noname - 19/02/2009 16:24 - United States

Today, my boyfriend called me from a payphone because he lost his phone at the airport. When I texted his phone to get a response from someone who stole it [because it was still on whenever I called], I received a message back saying, "Love the pics. Send more ;]" FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 336

You deserved it 8 687

By Sunshine.0.ninja - 29/07/2010 18:28 - United States

Today, I was looking through my boyfriends phone, when I found a naked picture of myself. Too bad I haven't sent him any. Ever. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 887

You deserved it 14 834

Bad timing

By i'm not psychic, mother fucker - 02/06/2013 20:48 - Sweden - Uppsala

Today, I got a text message while driving home. I checked after arriving, and found it was a kinky text from my boyfriend, so I sent him an even kinkier reply. He later raged at me, because I somehow should have known he was showing off his phone to his mom when I sent my reply. FML

I agree, your life sucks 61 676

You deserved it 6 641

hotdogcore 9

Thursday 3 March 2011 16:07

YDI for letting people take topless photos of you. Good luck with life if you ever break up, because he'll probably pull a dick move and post it on the internet.

marinus_fml 19

Thursday 3 March 2011 16:11

Why the **** would you text him if you're sitting just outside?

Comments

something224 6

Thursday 3 March 2011 16:45

Punch that bitch in the stomach!

Zebidee 8

Thursday 3 March 2011 16:55

What on God's green Earth are you talking about?!

DocBastard 38

Thursday 3 March 2011 17:54

Don't bother with him, Zeb. He's made the same comment for several FML's today. Feeding trolls is like feeding pigeons - they get all happy that they aren't being ignored and treated like the vermin they are, so they keep coming back for more. Then they shit on your head.

Zebidee 8

Thursday 3 March 2011 18:37

Yeah, my computer went down today like a dollar *****, so I missed the fact this guy had been trolling until it was too late. Oh well.

RockstarRN 10

Thursday 3 March 2011 17:04

Not too smart! I'd erase those photos.

NYBellz 0

Thursday 3 March 2011 17:06

lmao we know u wanted to see the guys reaction ...

kins1986 0

Friday 4 March 2011 9:34

you got that right. desperate girls do that on purpose!

underpaid011 0

Thursday 3 March 2011 17:15

that's what you get for sending boobie pictures. since the sales guy has already seen the photo, show him the real ones! maybe let him give them a squeeze. get the "show me your ****" discount for your boyfriend.

SmallyBigs 9

Thursday 3 March 2011 18:00

No.

ulicksam 0

Thursday 3 March 2011 17:19

You and your boyfriend are both idiots. YDI.

Doortje 29

Thursday 3 March 2011 17:34

Hey, he looked twice! At least he liked what he saw. You're an idiot though. Perhaps a good looking idiot, but still an idiot. YDI.

rhpsfan9 10

Thursday 3 March 2011 17:45

you just made his day

FreddySaidWhut 0

Thursday 3 March 2011 17:46

Yeah, walk inside and flash the whole store!

TobyFunke 3

Thursday 3 March 2011 17:51

You're a moron or this is fake, i'm leaning towards fake, because every time I've ever been sent a flirty half naked or naked photo from a chick, it was when we were not standing like 20 feet from each other. Also, I am pretty sure every one was sent right after the chick took the photo, do you just take slutty pics and keep a stock on your phone for whenever you get bored, go ahead and text one? this makes absolutely no sense whatsoever

DocBastard 38

Thursday 3 March 2011 17:56

Toby, reread the FML. A picture of her pops up as an indicator when she texts him, and that picture happens to be of her jubblies. Be careful about crying "fake" around here.