By Sybille - 06/12/2008 12:14 - France

Today, my boyfriend was laying down on top of me and he was looking at me with passion in his eyes. I thought he was finally going to tell me that he loved me. Instead, he said, "You have a booger." FML
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cndrow 0

You're in bed with someone and they haven't told you they love you? ...

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pspnick 0

well at least you didnt have a double bogey, you can still recover(i think you mean boogey, like booger)

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elliekinslurvsya 0

why was he lying on top of you if he hasn't even said he loves you?

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gross__ 0

They can lie on top of people without having to have sex....you know, with clothing still on? wow.

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stephy_fml 0

Wow ... Well atleast he tells u when u have one....my friends boyfriend let her walk around all day not knowing one was hanging out of her nose!!!

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Jmido 0

you didnt look him back in the eyes and say "well sugar bugar, i pick you!"?

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headfirst4halos 0

that's an epic fail.

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Super_Chocolate 0

ha thats really funny but im sure he made it up to u !

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Shyman4ever 0

Not an fml. You're lucky to gave him actually

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BBkid 0

How old is he4? who says boogey

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brie3 0

I'm sorry, but that's not very FML. I think it's cute :)

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pickledcheese 0

At #6 and #20: "bogey" is a European slang term for snot, boogers, etc. At the OP: That seems oddly endearing.

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