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By sydsophnova - 02/07/2009 03:36 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was on the roof of his house. I climbed the ladder but I'm kind of scared of heights, so when I got up there I just sat on the edge. The gutter broke, fell down, and I fell along with it. My boyfriend then said, "I've been trying to tell you to go on a diet". FML

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By epicfail - 28/05/2011 06:45 - United States

Today, my boyfriend convinced me to sneak out. As I was climbing out of my 3rd floor window, he got a text and moved the ladder. Now I'm in the hospital with two broken ribs. FML

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You deserved it 37 406

By Anonymous - 27/06/2011 23:45 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend tried to climb up to my third story window in the early hours of the morning. Just before he got to the top, he slipped and fell to the ground. My dad had to drive him to the hospital at 3am. FML

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By Erica - 08/07/2013 17:27 - United States - Mountain View

Today, my boyfriend and I were out cliff jumping, when for the first time, he told me he loved me. I panicked and pushed him over the edge and into the water. He's now in hospital. FML

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By mauimango7 - 27/07/2010 10:07 - United States

Today, I was on the arm of my couch trying to grab something from the bookshelf, and my boyfriend was below me. I asked, "So, would you catch me if I fell?" He looked back at me, paused for a moment before saying, "How much do you weigh again?" FML

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By anonymous - 14/12/2011 05:42 - United States

Today, my boyfriend sent me a text that said, "I can't be seen with you anymore. You're too fat." FML

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You deserved it 12 228

By Glutton - 28/01/2010 01:29 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I started our diet. After a long day of being held accountable for every calorie I ate, I went home to sneak a snack. My boyfriend came over to surprise me, and found me on the couch shoveling left-over Indian food into my mouth. FML

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By fhe - 16/04/2012 15:52 - Puerto Rico - San Juan

Today, I was fixing a leak in the roof. When I was climbing down the ladder, it fell, but I managed to grab the ledge of the roof. The ladder hit my wife's car, then I fell on top of the ladder. My wife came running out to ask what happened to the car. FML

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You deserved it 2 683

By Elizabeh - 08/11/2009 22:38 - Canada

Today, I fell down a set of stairs while going into my basement. With a horrible pain in my left leg, I called out to my boyfriend to help me. Apparently a commercial about grass was more important. FML

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You deserved it 3 869

By GirlfriendsAreBadForYourBack - 06/08/2013 16:01 - United States - Lynbrook

Today, I was feeling down because I always think that I'm overweight. My boyfriend tried to prove me wrong by lifting me up. I threw his back out. FML

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You deserved it 9 943

By brelni - 28/11/2010 17:17 - United States

Today, my ex-boyfriend came over to visit. Being nice, I let him walk down the stairs first, following after him. I still managed to reach the bottom before he did; after taking one step, I lost my footing and fell all the way down, scraping the skin off my arms and legs, and bruising my butt. FML

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You deserved it 4 771

Lexia_fml 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 12:21

You forgot to say if you're large or not. I'm guessing yes. But YDI it anyway. If you're scared of heights, why the **** would you sit on the EDGE, where you can see the fall clearly?

Katt1 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 12:26

Why would you sit on the edge of a roof if you're afraid of heights...?

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Invioletlight 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 17:24

A real boyfriend that actually loves you would be concerned about your safety. dump his ass.

amv_22 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 18:41

Why do people just assume your fat?? You people are assholes. Go get a life and STFU. I feel for you girl, you should find a boyfriend :)

DCvRkey2012 7

Friday 23 March 2012 20:21

Find one? She already has a boyfriend.

Nightfallz 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 19:32

more like fhl for having a girlfriend that doesn't listen

kashar 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 19:39

Your boyfriends a dick...

juicyfruit23 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 19:45

why would you sit on the edge of the roof if you're scared of heights? YDI

nickyfrick 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 20:34

i hate how you people assume being fat is the worst thing in the world. get the **** over it, that is NOT an fml.

formosus 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 21:21

You broke his gutter you moron. That's like a couple hundred or thousand dollars worth of damage. Way to be an idiot.

meddude 0

Friday 3 July 2009 8:01

a couple thousand dollars? are your gutters made of gold?

Uvula 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 22:23

You fell off a house? My house is 60 feet high, I thought a 30+ foot fall is deadly?

meddude 0

Friday 3 July 2009 7:52

actually, medically, 15 feet (or 3x an adult's height) is considered a "significant mechanism of injury", which means there's a chance of severe injury or possibly death.