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By Anonymous - 27/04/2009 14:18 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend was wearing a new shirt he had bought over the weekend. It was really cute and I always borrow his shirts so I asked to borrow his new one. He replied with, "Okay but please don't stretch this one." FML

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By barfyshirt - 06/12/2009 05:25 - United States

Today, I got really sick at my boyfriend's house, and barely made it to the toilet in time to throw up. it got on my shirt so I asked if I could borrow one of his. He said I could wear one of his dad's shirts because he didn't want his to get too stretched out. FML

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By Diet_Water - 14/02/2016 05:01 - United States - Moreno Valley

Today, I wore my boyfriend's favorite shirt to surprise him and show him how sexy I look. He made me take it off and pay the bill for dry cleaner. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/12/2015 02:07 - United States - Albuquerque

Today, my friend insisted I wear her brand new hoodie for the day. When I gave it back after a few hours, she said she just needed it stretched and couldn't find someone fatter to stretch it for her. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/12/2016 05:03

Today, I bought a rather unique shirt for my boyfriend, planning to give it to him for Christmas. He showed up wearing the same shirt. This isn't the first time this has happened. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/08/2024 20:00 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend gave me a surprise gift. I was so excited until I opened it. It was the same exact sweater I bought for him last month, but in my size. He said, “I knew you liked it, so I got one for you too!” He didn’t remember that I already own one. FML

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By Violet - 05/04/2014 01:57 - United States - Exeter

Today, my boyfriend wanted me to get a shirt saying "I'm a girl," just so people won't think he's gay. FML

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By mimabee - 14/06/2011 13:56 - United States

Today, my boyfriend got a job at a trendy clothing store in the mall. Trying to be supportive, I went to visit him and tried something on. I got stuck in the jeans and had to call my boyfriend, who sent the manager to pull the jeans off me. FML

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By Rachel - 12/02/2016 06:26 - United States - Burton

Today, I found out that every time my boyfriend has cutely joked about my clothes not matching while we're just lounging around the house, he's really been hoping I would catch on that he thinks I look like a slob. FML

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By ewwy - 10/10/2010 06:54 - United States

Today, I returned a friend's jacket after borrowing it. I made sure to wash it and keep it clean. When he went to put it on, a pair of my granny panties fell out of the sleeve. FML

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By AnnaNick - 14/02/2010 02:19 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend and I were out shopping. As he was trying on shirts, I told him that the particular shirt he was wearing looked ugly. He turned around, sighed, and said "You think? Well, your face is ugly, but you don't see me complaining about it." He was serious. FML

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everydayisFML 0

Monday 27 April 2009 23:36

YDI... there is nothing more annoying than a girl who wears all her bfs clothes. They make girl clothes for a reason.

jarofarts 0

Monday 27 April 2009 23:37

it's cos of boobs. i used to always borrow my brother's shirts and he'd get mad cos i "put boobs" in them.

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yanarach 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 22:27

lol yeah, pretty sure he meant boobs xD My mom always told me how her brothers got mad because she'd grab a sweater to go or whatever and then there's be bumps in it. ...or was that my dad who got mad... xD I don't remember.

mobius8 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 22:46

It's more likely she just stretches them by pulling her knee's up inside the shirt, or sleeping in it. That's what I do with my boyfriends t shirts. Why would people say she should just get girls shirts? It's nice to have your partners shirt to wear when they're away to remind you of them.

rocket9 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 3:49

uh oh lol

martialartist7 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 4:48

ur a female he is not you have boobs he does not do the math. i doubt hes calling u fat.

Jesenia617 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 22:06

oh man , that sucks . but it happened to me before . its the worst feeling . but i think its the boobs ... as least thats what i tell myself , hahaha (:

coolkidcraplife 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 1:15

yeah hes probs talking about ur boobs honey. dont stress it!

jayman 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 17:07

#43 you read my mind!!! Writer is Gay!!!!!!!!!!!

DeeJayD 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 19:07

I wouldn't call this an FML, really. It just means you have huge jugs.

daiviko 0

Saturday 2 May 2009 6:23

This could be better stated as "Im fat, FML." Lose weight..honestly

cherrybollosm04 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 5:27

#116. not to be a bitch. but generally its good when you are smaller then your boyfriend. but maybe that's just me. I would rather be smaller then bigger. for sure. I would feel way to self-concious if i was bigger then him. (however i've never dated anyone smaller then me, but then again that would be difficult for me, seeing as i'm 5'3 and 120 pounds) so anyone smaller then that (boy wise) is probably would have to be 10 years old.