By bettycrocker - 14/05/2009 18:16 - United States

Today, my boyfriend who has been overseas the last four months broke up with me. I sent him a care package two days ago. He'll get homemade cookies (his mom's recipe), naughty videos of me and a letter telling him how much I love him in about a week. FML
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ClaireB9 tells us more.

ClaireB9 0

Hey all - I'm the OP. To answer the most commonly asked question: the trick to keeping cookies fresh for a week is to add an extra tablespoon of vegetable oil to the dough, putting a piece of bread in with them and putting them in the smallest ziploc possible.

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YouSpinMyHead 0

Maybe then he will see how much you love him & he might get back with you Let's hope everything works out for you (yn)

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Rawrrr14 0

In a week, after he gets that package, he'll come crawling back and you can tell him to go **** himself. ;-]

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Crazi_Me 0

Number 11 you are such an ass hole!!! But seriousy to the OP that sucks horribly!!! Hopefully he's atleast a somewhat decent guy and wont share the videos with anyone. But yeah I agree wiht most people. He'll probably come crawling back to you and when he does tell him to go **** himself.

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King_of_Kings 3

#17 **** You!

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simplewhimsy 0

Ouch. Call him, email him, tell him that when he gets it he needs to just write a big RETURN TO SENDER on it. :/

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sunshyne84_fml 0

those damn foreign women!!

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FrostyNorth 0

Thank you for your contribution to the Internet. I look forward to seeing this video.

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t6a6m6m6y 0

i have heard of dear john letters to the guy who is overseas but never the other way around... I would worry maybe he is gay or likes women in uniform ... if so you don't want him anyways! why would a guy in the army break up with his girl back home???? makes ya wonder huh???

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sixxer 0

That sux but just leave it, it'll make him feel like shit once he recieves it. You deserve better

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sweetkisses04 0

just so you know, your video will be seen by EVERYONE. they watch them all together.

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