By bettycrocker - 14/05/2009 18:16 - United States

Today, my boyfriend who has been overseas the last four months broke up with me. I sent him a care package two days ago. He'll get homemade cookies (his mom's recipe), naughty videos of me and a letter telling him how much I love him in about a week. FML
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Hey all - I'm the OP. To answer the most commonly asked question: the trick to keeping cookies fresh for a week is to add an extra tablespoon of vegetable oil to the dough, putting a piece of bread in with them and putting them in the smallest ziploc possible.

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YouSpinMyHead 0

Maybe then he will see how much you love him & he might get back with you Let's hope everything works out for you (yn)

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Rawrrr14 0

In a week, after he gets that package, he'll come crawling back and you can tell him to go **** himself. ;-]

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Zpecial26 0

#25 And of course, that won't make him wonder what's in the package...

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stinkybutt 0

ah that really blows. but i'm sure if he doesn't realize he made a mistake, he'll know you're a good girlfriend =]

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mixedcalibaby 0

Aww that really sucks :( At least he'll know what he's missing you sound like a great gf.

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slicing 0

F both of your lives. Yours because you lost someone cared deeply about, and him, well, this has to be the most awkward thing he'll ever get.

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illeyad 0

Try to cancel the package, I’m sure you can call the postal office of destination and have it resent (on your expenses) However, never EVER send naughty videos of yourself via mailing service- too many liabilities.

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illeyad 0

Try to cancel the package, I’m sure you can call the postal office of destination and have it resent (on your expenses) However, never EVER send naughty videos of yourself via mailing service- too many liabilities.

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jbweesoo 0

that's sooooooooo awful good luck with that!

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heatherlwise 0

its not true that EVERYBODY in the barracks with watch the video. if he is a decent guy like most of the military guys I know, then he will put it away...maybe watch it by himself...but not with everybody. thats just cruel. im good friends with sooo many military guys. so yeah. no. but you do sound like a nice gf =) my bf is also military serving overseas. id hate for that to happen =(

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