By bettycrocker - 14/05/2009 18:16 - United States

Today, my boyfriend who has been overseas the last four months broke up with me. I sent him a care package two days ago. He'll get homemade cookies (his mom's recipe), naughty videos of me and a letter telling him how much I love him in about a week. FML
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ClaireB9 tells us more.

ClaireB9 0

Hey all - I'm the OP. To answer the most commonly asked question: the trick to keeping cookies fresh for a week is to add an extra tablespoon of vegetable oil to the dough, putting a piece of bread in with them and putting them in the smallest ziploc possible.

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Maybe then he will see how much you love him & he might get back with you Let's hope everything works out for you (yn)

Rawrrr14 0

In a week, after he gets that package, he'll come crawling back and you can tell him to go **** himself. ;-]

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nobeans6131 0

I'm sorry hun, that's really shitty. My man is over there too, but now should take this time to spend more energy on yourself. He might just be scared and insecure, but I'm sure he really appreciates all that you've done!

FUCKsaraslife 0

maybe he'll regret his decision after he gets the package!

lolbitch 0

sorry hun, hopefully he doesn't get it.

alex_vik 0

Don't worry, he'll still eat the cookies and use the videos.

loserlauryn 0

Wouldnt the cookies be old by then?

Wouldn't those cookies be stale in a week?

That really really sucks. All you can do is have hope for the future. That package will show him what a great gf you are and he'll regret it. Just take time to think if you will want to take him back when he comes crawling back to you!!!

OMG I can hear the sound of heartbreaking. I am SOOO sorry. Hope you will find someone else better than him.