By bettycrocker - 14/05/2009 18:16 - United States

Today, my boyfriend who has been overseas the last four months broke up with me. I sent him a care package two days ago. He'll get homemade cookies (his mom's recipe), naughty videos of me and a letter telling him how much I love him in about a week. FML
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Hey all - I'm the OP. To answer the most commonly asked question: the trick to keeping cookies fresh for a week is to add an extra tablespoon of vegetable oil to the dough, putting a piece of bread in with them and putting them in the smallest ziploc possible.

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YouSpinMyHead 0

Maybe then he will see how much you love him & he might get back with you Let's hope everything works out for you (yn)

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Rawrrr14 0

In a week, after he gets that package, he'll come crawling back and you can tell him to go **** himself. ;-]

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mattmag 0

Or some foreign postal worker is jerking off to those videos right now... Maybe (being optimistic here) he thought the situation was too hard on you, so he's breaking it off for your sake.

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youfailatlife 0

#43, who are you kidding? Military guys are the worst! In fact, I ****** your man last night.

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vanityinsanity 0

ohhh nooo!

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DONTbEMO 0

I see the scene in JARHEAD replaying here, a bunch of military guys gathering around watching the video eating your cookies... i'm so sorry!

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wbrycem 0

You know that tape will be on the www in the future.

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belisama_fml 0

"Hopefully he'll die in the war before he gets it." SaintJared You, sir, are a cold-hearted ass. What kind of crap is that seriously? Do you even care that there is a very real possibility that he COULD die! OP I'm sorry that happened to you if I were you I'd ask for a reason

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foreverxalwaysx 0

oh shit D: i'm sorry i agree with #6

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iluv2laugh105 0

Argh, I send stuff like that to my man overseas all the time... Lo siento chica.

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