Miscellaneous: Today, my boyfriend, who lives 100 miles away and whom I haven't...

By blink_kid - 10/08/2012 12:57 - United Kingdom - Bathgate

Today, my boyfriend, who lives 100 miles away and whom I haven't seen in 2 months, told me he was visiting my city with some friends. I assumed this was an opening to an invitation, but no, he just asked me about the best places to get drunk. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/07/2009 02:35 - Brazil

Today, my long-distance boyfriend was at my house for a 10-day visit. He told me that we'd never spent so much time together, so he didn't know me well and now, he'd finally met the "real me". He doesn't like it. FML

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By ac13 - 27/06/2010 18:03 - United States

Today, I called my boyfriend to tell him how excited I was to drive 12 hours to see him and his new house. His girlfriend answered. FML

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By cmd102 - 20/10/2011 21:18 - United States

Today, I called my boyfriend to see if he wanted to come over to my house. He said he couldn't because he was out of town. That would have be perfectly acceptable, if I hadn't called him on his house phone. FML

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By rachaaaaeul - 06/08/2010 07:07 - United States

Today, I was texting my boyfriend about yesterday, where he told me how much he loved me, and he wishes we lived closer. I asked him if he really meant it. Turns out he was drunk, and had no idea what he was talking about. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/02/2015 22:49 - United States

Today, after a week of not seeing each other, my boyfriend asked if he could come over and hang out. He only came because he ran out of food at his house. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/04/2016 17:48 - United States - Portland

Today, I took my boyfriend of 2 years on a family vacation to meet my family for the first time. We all got really drunk and he made out with my dad. This was day one and we don't fly back for another 16 days. FML

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By ihateumicheal - 02/08/2010 15:37 - United States

Today, my boyfriend decided to visit me at work. With another girl. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/05/2011 05:36 - Reserved

Today, my boyfriend called me as I was getting ready for bed and asked me to pick him up from the bar. Being a loving girlfriend I drive the 45 minutes; when I get there his friend informs me he left about 45 minutes ago. FML

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Classy.

By Alexis - 15/11/2017 23:00 - United States

Today, I spent 12 hours in an airport rather than go back to the apartment of the man I traveled to see for the weekend. Instead of wine, dine, sixty-nine, he took me to a tailgating event and introduced me to two girls he had a threesome with. FML

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By yes i meant ex-boyfriend - 18/01/2014 21:09 - United Kingdom - Derby

Today, my boyfriend took a day off from work because he felt "sick". I thought he might come see me since he hadn't come over in a while. Nope, he went to hang out with his ex instead. FML

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Desfar 5

Friday 10 August 2012 18:53

Give him the addresses to all the most popular gay strip bars. That should make his night.

ebonyirony 29

Friday 10 August 2012 18:52

I'm sure he really does care about you. He just has to be drunk first.

Comments

KiwiiLemon 5

Friday 10 August 2012 19:30

why being with someone 100 miles away in the first place ?

SelenaMilkshake 17

Friday 10 August 2012 22:35

Because when you actually have feelings for someone things can work throughout the distance. Like me and my boyfriend, 7 months and going strong. But since he doesn't sound serious at all then this is a difference situation.

Bigmoneyshotz 0

Friday 10 August 2012 19:33

Send him to all the senior citizen hang outs!

SqueakyChipmunk 21

Friday 10 August 2012 19:34

Send him to a day care.

DazedSiren 5

Friday 10 August 2012 19:35

Dump is ass-a.p.

Nbackus9 4

Friday 10 August 2012 22:45

Damn, this was going to be my comment!

doodlecloud 26

Friday 10 August 2012 19:37

Something tells me he's not really into this relationship thing as much as you are OP...

xcheshirecat 11

Friday 10 August 2012 20:03

how could a guy be that dedicated when there is no sex in 2 months ? the guy probably cheats too. It's not a relationship if you see your partner once in 2 months, I don't even know if it would count as cheating

BunchieRules 31

Friday 10 August 2012 20:57

37 - Cheating is cheating, regardless of how far apart they live. If they aren't loyal and instantly start seeing other people, it's best to end the relationship before it gets worse.

photoquilty 6

Friday 10 August 2012 19:37

How sure are you that he's your boyfriend?

afallingstar 22

Friday 10 August 2012 21:15

That was my thought...sounds like she sees more into the relationship than him...to her a boyfriend, to him a friend with benefits?

suitkace 5

Friday 10 August 2012 19:52

100 miles away isn't even that far. If neither of you are willing to drive less than 2 hours within 2 months to see each other I'm not sure that is even a relationship.

gracehi 31

Friday 10 August 2012 20:22

You make a good point. My boyfriend lives 130 miles away from me, but we're each willing to make the 2 1/2 hour car ride. We see each other nearly every weekend.

AznSamoan52 10

Friday 10 August 2012 19:58

What a jackass. You two haven't seen each other in 2 months and when an opportunity pops up he just wants to get drunk? I say airbend his- I mean, dump his ass. To me, he doesn't seem committed to you.