By blink_kid - 10/08/2012 12:57 - United Kingdom - Bathgate

Today, my boyfriend, who lives 100 miles away and whom I haven't seen in 2 months, told me he was visiting my city with some friends. I assumed this was an opening to an invitation, but no, he just asked me about the best places to get drunk. FML
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Desfar 5

Give him the addresses to all the most popular gay strip bars. That should make his night.

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ebonyirony 29

I'm sure he really does care about you. He just has to be drunk first.

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perdix 29

You'd think a guy who hasn't had sex with anyone else would immediately go to his girlfriend to whom he's been 100% faithful. Ooooooooooh! ...

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l23VIVE 17

I am a little confused perdix are you implying OP's bf has not been faithful?

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wildsweetchild 19

Does he knows that you still considering him your boyfriend? 'cause he surely doesn't act like one, especially after not seeing each other for 2 months.

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mskimbelinapham 5

If I were to be you in your situation... I'll wait until he's serious about everything and made his move. When it all happened, I'd dump his ass.

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wildsweetchild 19

Exactly what I thought..sorry for not noticing your comment before posting mine.

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iAmKirsty 8

Seriously? He doesn't deserve you if he'd rather get drunk than wanting to visit you.

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KiddNYC1O 20

For 100 miles you'd figure that the times you do see each other are strictly meant to be intimate.

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