By ohcrap - 11/12/2009 00:28 - United States

Today, my boyfriend, who's a bit older than me, introduced me to his daughter. I was expecting a toddler. Nope, she's a year older than me. FML
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aksteve 4

And you're still trying to convince yourself he's only "a bit older"?

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perdix 29

If you ASSUMED your boyfriend was "a bit" older than you, and he turns out to be much older, what does that tell you about your assumptions about sex with older men? Look at the word "assume" -- when you assume, U like it up the ASS and I hope you'll get around to ME.

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crazyderrub 0

Did any of you think that maybe he had his child in his teens?

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vmimo 0

Why is this on Fml... No one cares. You chose to date an older guy obviously.

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flyintonite 0

#66 Look lady/guy I'm bad at math don't say my opinion is hereby invalidated simply b/c of my mathmatical skills. It's a simple mistake I didn't catch. My point remains valid :)

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flyintonite 0

one more thing it was 22 plus 16

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flyintonite 0

the youngest person to give birth was 5... fun fact... and frankly really gross.

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flyintonite 0

http://www.nowpublic.com/strange/5-year-old-gives-birth-youngest-mother-history

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Hexefrau 5

BUT- that being said, OP seems young and immature, and a bit egocentric. Personally, when I date someone past 1 or 2 dates, I ask them questions regarding kids, etc. I like to know those types of things so I can choose how to progress (rather, I was able to choose in the past. I got married on Halloween, so it's a bit of a moot point for me now)

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Emperor_Jim 0

YDI for dating a guy that older than you. I mean, do you actually see this going anywhere? Do you want to be still young and dating a guy on Social Security? The way I see it, there's two possibilities: 1. You haven't considered the many, many negative aspects of dating such an older guy, in which case you're immature, or 2. You're not expecting this to last long, meaning you're probably just a golddigger. Hopefully the daughter realizes what you're up to. Again, YDI.

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