By Rowden - 26/04/2010 09:58 - Australia

Spicy
Today, my boyfriend wouldn't lick the whipped cream I had on my nipples because "That stuff is full of calories." FML
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luvmybby062308 0

You should've told him you two would burn it off in a couple minutes(;

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lotusflower007 0

don't feel bad, I think that the whip cream, chocolate syrup thing, and licking it off bodies is gross personally. people taste salty, sweaty and hairy, just doesn't go with food. I have no problem with others that do it, more power to them. but maybe your boyfriend is like me, and didn't have the heart/balls to tell you

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knibbsy 4

Not if you shower on a daily basis. I showered a few hours ago, and I just ate my arm - no hairy taste, sweaty taste, salty taste. Bad news is I'm now an amuputee, but my point stands.

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rohosoccer08 1

haha made me lol... that is true though no sweaty taste if you shower, and no hairy taste if you shave

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milboy 0

Your bf is an idiot! Whipped cream is actually not that bad in regards to calories. It gets its bad rap from all the crap people put it on to. I'll gladly help clean you up next time!

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Aura_Sphere 0

No one's ever died or gotten fat from two licks of whipped cream.

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Domonator 16

Men: Studies have shown that the health risk incurred by licking a dollup of whipped cream off of your girlfriend's (or wife's) nipples is minimal compared to the blue balls (or black and blue balls) that you will have if you refuse.

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aleag51 0

hes ****** gay my man doesnt eveb think twice

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wildman86 0

your boyfriend is a pussy. it doesn't matter what you eat before sex because it will all be used for sex so WTF!!!!!!!!!

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sertralinaa 2

I think the majority of people cares about that too. But refusing to eat like 10 gr of whipped cream cause of calories is insane. There must be not more than 50 cals in such amount. Extreme is no good.

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iamchuck 0

Oranges and vanilla

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sertralinaa 2

and Lol I had to google underoos, we don't have it in Russia :( that's topshop btw :D

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welandedonthemoo 5

I agree with number 1 and 9

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