By Rowden - 26/04/2010 09:58 - Australia

Spicy
Today, my boyfriend wouldn't lick the whipped cream I had on my nipples because "That stuff is full of calories." FML
I agree, your life sucks 45 292
You deserved it 9 637

Same thing different taste

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luvmybby062308 0

You should've told him you two would burn it off in a couple minutes(;

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perdix 29

Alcestis, FTW! I've worked hard to lose a lot of weight on Weight Watchers. I'm not going to waste points on licking whipped cream offa girl who ought to taste delicious, as is. WW lists pussy juice as a zero-point food so I can have all I want and stay on plan. That's great motivation to make we want to be involved in it's production in copious amounts.

sertralinaa 2

I've been struggling with my weight for my entire life. Anorexia, bulimia, compulsive overeating, been there done that. But still, I wouldn't make a scene like the OP's boyfriend. 10 gr of whipped cream won't make you gain weight, one shouldn't be afraid of food

this is why u should only date straight men

dugumit 0

today my ugly fat girlfriend put whip cream on her saggy stretch mark **** and demanded I eat it. I'm going gay! fml, true story.

Whipped cream, even in small amounts, gives my hubby a sickness you don't even want me to describe. Maybe the situation is the same for your BF and he just didn't want to go into details.

in soviet Russia woman lick cream off men nipples

No, in Soviet Russia men lick women off whipped cream's nipples.

what guy cares about how many calories he consummes??! WTF . you shouldve said it's the fat free whipped cream !

yes lying in a realtionship is always best