By Rowden - 26/04/2010 09:58 - Australia

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Today, my boyfriend wouldn't lick the whipped cream I had on my nipples because "That stuff is full of calories." FML
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luvmybby062308 0

You should've told him you two would burn it off in a couple minutes(;

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perdix 29

Yes, Alcestis, I would love to share with you the secret esoteric knowledge of my eating and exercise plan. The key is the amount of a substance you consume. My personal productivity is directly related to the sexiness of my partner. I'm thinking you might generate enough to be of concern. Limited spitting may be permitted to retain your sleek, nubile figure.;)

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phishophobia 0

I would have licked your nipples

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Cletus_Vandam 0

he's definitely gay

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Peacemaker9 7

op u shouldve filled up ur pussy with it and if he still said no then hes gay

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Evan_R_D 0

Your boyfriend is lame, FYL you should dump him or tell him to stop being a deuche and lick your goddamn nipples before you spray whipped cream all over your body and rape him.

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Marrach 7

What the .. I thought I was reading a normal comment , until you said rape him.

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kirk_hammett8 1

can i lick the whipped cream off your nipples Karina_said?!!!

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